Bliss by Harry Bliss for March 09, 2023

Keeping it real

Notes; Just plain Nuts……

I have never seen a Quibbling Fetcher before!

Being a psychoanalyst, even a dog psychoanalyst, must be one of the most boring jobs in the world.

And then there was this female golden retriever. She was very fetching.

I hope thaat crossword puzzle is going well…

…and we’re out of time! Oy

I’m a Labrador retriever, find me a Labrador and I’ll retrieve it (from some Looney Tunes)

So you’re a tan fetcher?

I like Martin, and I like Bliss, I’m not sure I like Martin/Bliss as well as just Bliss…

I’m guessing that he has self-worth issues.

Life was simpler when we just sniffed each other’s butt and then played together.

Sadly, the dog represents many of us in our own insecurities about ourselves compared to others. His corrupting the names to a more diminutive simile in many ways reflects his own feelings of self.

Golden retrievers range from white to dark red or brown, but they are all “golden retrievers.” Fewer are bred in the US for their retrieving skills anymore, more for pets.

So mutts are the BIPOCs of the canine world?

For some reason, this reminds me of a story I heard about a college graduate recently inducted into the military who referred to an ‘avocation’ he had. His sergeant swiftly corrected him: “Officers have avocations. Noncoms have hobbies. You’re just fooling around.”

Rusty fetcher? Reminds me of the Venture Brothers episode where they were debating what a “Rusty Venture” (the father’s full name) is innuendo for.

That’s funny, thanks Harry…

Conversations dogs have, if only we could understand them!

Depends on the ground rules; lots of paperworkeven for those of us who will not take insurance clients.

The dog couch is a “Help! I’m talking and I can’t stop” retriever.