Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 17, 2023

It wasn’t quite the right time for an email yet.

But then it would probably have been considered junk mail or landed in the spam mail folder.

An email is only as good as the stone it’s written on…

It did come from “the cloud”

It would have never got by the spam filter.

Emails don’t have the same sentiments as an in-person event!

That’s enough out of you Korah.

At least it wasn’t a call. My phone is on silent.

My Google’s broke… can you just text it to me?

But we could’ve got the other 5 rules that were lost when Moses dropped the third tablet.

The Ten Attachments.

a listicle really…

Should not kid about such things.

Not that long before AOL, but that stiff necked bunch of ornery cuss’ won’t listen for the next 40 years and will argue all day, every day.

They could have been e-mailed had they been more modern Tablets.

Could have said the same about The Great Flood. :)

I just love Ralph’s keffiyeh.

With what subject line?

No, just a Moses script…

Moses using tablets…

Holy Moses … where’s all the milk & honey …?

But what if Moses had made a typo in the To line? It would have just come back as undeliverable.

God couldn’t wait that long.

A link to a Wiki page.

Don’t be ridiculous!!! Papyrus, maybe.

The Israelites did not dress that way.