Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 13, 2023

Nice adaptation of a vintage tire ad!

Pneumatic thrills

Eh just makes sure you not get too tyresome.

Eh but how can we expect all that fast and furious action when you is so tyred?

Well, John does like to retread old images…

I checked out the original art and seeing an Irish lass advertising tires reminded me of this place: www.flynnstire.com They have a leprechaun for a icon.

When she is twenty-one, it is a very Goodyear. And guaranteed: She is new and never been punctured. No Tiger has ever even Pawed her.

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste !

In the tire shop the young lady got the tires but immediately all about what “clincher rims” are. Oooo, Tillie’s, Punctured Romance!

When I met the lady, she had a low tire. I pumped, then she pumped and I pumped again. Then we fixed the tire…

I see an innertubal litigation in her future.

It’s good to recycle….

Michelin tire ads from that era are creepy and a bit frightening. They’ve made the Michelin man a lot less disturbing over the decades.

Kelly-Springfields. Used to buy those all the time. I think they are still around.

Select clients will get personal inflation services from Last Kiss Tires owner, John “Lusty” Lustig.

Is a kiss just a kiss……?

Happy slightly early St. Patrick’s Day to you, Miss Kelly Tires!

John Lustig, mogul. This could sell.

The show ‘Designing Women’ had an episode in which the ladies got access to a bra which could be inflated to whatever bust size desired. It was one of the funniest comedies I’ve ever seen.

Sounds like she’s selling “over the shoulder bolder holders” but alas, she peeling rubber and talkin smoking hot deals, to boot!

I have received an inflated sense of anticipation

“Boys weren’t interested in a spin around the block. But now, thanks to Last Kiss Tires, they want to go that extra mile.”

My grandpa used to have those Kelly Sprinfields on the old Model-t pickup on the farm. He would drive that truck all over the fields and the woods up in the hills and never get stuck even in the muck. I wanted that to drive to school but he gave me the old 1949 GMC instead which was actually a better decision as I still drive it today, with a few modifications of course.

Be sure to save some of the rubber for later.

after reading this one i felt really pumped…

Makes as much sense as the ’I dreamt" Maidenform ads