Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 25, 2023

If he survives.

He’s hoping to get results that indicate an honest overall positive rating. It’s a little bit of a stretch.

Medieval Chiropractic

Wheel… of… Torture!

“And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel?”

Good workout, I gained 3 inches!

It would be a bit of a stretch to say I enjoyed it.

These brief surveys are the real torture…

Are they trying to ratchet up the ‘sales pressure’?

But first you have to prove you are not a robot.

“I’ve torture all I know. Now I have to be sure you have learned all I have torture.”

Not so much torture in Iraq as torture on a rack.

“and don’t forget to recommend us to your friends!”

Please, A little tighter on the left side, yip yip yip yip yip

I HATE filling out forms! Everytime I have an appt with the doc, they send 100 questions,not related to my visit. I only answer what’s necessary…the rest isn’t their business! I told my doc it was invasive and he said, yes it is, don’t answer them! He said it’s the govt! The govt wants to know everything. And I am not obligated to oblige!

Nate only hangs you on the wall. Better Nate than lever.

so we’ll know if your level of torture is enough to not do it anymore or if your mom could do better at it than us… :D

No, they are NOT interested in your opinion. The survey is simply BS.

He had to rack his brains for an answer…

0/10 Would not recommend.

You seem taller today Eric, have you done something?

This was a scene in The Princess Bride. The torturer wanted to know how awful it was to record it for posterity.

But… but… but… how is he going to use his touch tone phone to respond to it?

That is if you survive.

Your call is important to us. Please hold. You are 47th in line.

3.5/5 stars. No coffee

If I took the time to complete every survey I’m asked to do, I wouldn’t get anything else done. You’d be hard pressed to find my name on one.

Ah I feel better thanks to my chiropractor.

That’s a stretch.

I hate the political “surveys” that want my opinion on the issues of the day. I just got one from the Republican North Carolina Lt. Governor. The return envelope sends it straight to the Donation Processing Center. This guy must really think his supporters are stupid. That tells me that once any donation is processed, the actual survey goes in the trash. Most of the rest are not quite so blatant about it. As I commented on one survey, I would take it a whole lot more seriously if I ever got one that did not conclude with begging for money.

Employers who do this for their employees are viewed in much the same way.

So what’s worse…the survey or the torture???

Our friend on the rack goes on to become Id’s GOAT basketball superstar!

I wonder if that would help my stenosis.

The Pit of Despair

Yeah, what you’re seeing there is the survey.

Talk about hitting the rack.