Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 18, 2023

Patty doesn’t think things through, does she?

Marcie zings again. Not that Patty will really notice.

“They’d get lost.” Another irony—Patty thinks the rest of the team is dumber than she is.

You can play in the competition with your team for free AND get caps for all your players. And you plan to go in and get nine caps by yourself?

So, we have a FREE game with FREE caps. Not likely. More likely, the free caps are the draw for more spectators to fork over a gate fee. But, we’ll see.

Well Peppermint Patty, you know when you have got some great players on your baseball team when they even get lost in a baseball stadium! and they can’t even get [an] out.

Will she get a cap?

Add this to the top 10 worst ideas Patty’s ever come up with.

Even if some of them do get lost, it’s still the easiest way to get enough caps for the team.

Can she go through nine different gates?

Sir, you can’t win without a team. You’ll get killed in the first inning.

whats the price of 9 tickets? just buy the caps

The only other player on P. Patty’s team besides Marcie that I can think of is José Peterson.

Patty really needed to bring an assistant who was a little more amoral than Marcie.

She just has to pretend she’s from Chicago, and it’s just another day

One of the things that made Peanuts so great were the stories, like this about baseball caps – giving us several weeks of jokes on a theme.

How to do things the hard way.

Marcie is such an optimist! :D

I always liked this storyline. I think I like it whenever the kids venture out of their designated areas.

The fans that are ages 15 to 20 never get anything.

Tell the rest of the team what she said about them, Marcie. Then you won’t have to play. She won’t have a team at all.

Will they let me call the team Peppermint’s Peppers?

This time, listen to Marcie, Patty!

When you want something done right, yada yada; eh, Patty?

They would be lost, but with caps.