Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 08, 2023

There may be a job opening soon.

“Oh, Verrrry funny” she said, as her flock stood there in the background with sheepish grins …. ;-)

Your herding is ewesless and your style is crook.

Bo needs a border collie!

That nursery rhyme became incredibly dark, once I realized that she was keeping the sheep alive for a higher profit at their slaughter.

And let’s not talk about the profits she made selling their wool!!!!

Not to worry, LBP. The’re on their way back.

They’re trying to pull the wool over her eyes.

Every once in a while a sheep will go “Peep!” to help her find them.

Some do it more to play “Tease Bo”.

Thinking she’s a little “hard of herding”.

Sheep will eat about anything anywhere so she has nothing to entice them back. Maybe the sound track of someone lecturing against animal cruelty?

I bet they’re on the lamb.

i can hear the sheep giggling

Some sheep and goats will always see the grass where they are not supposed to go as greener, just like the predators!

I think your sheep are laughing at you, Bo-Peep.

I don’t think anyone is going to report her incompetent herding. The sheep are having a great day over there.

If you can read this, you’re too close

I’ve always preferred Hide and Go Sleep.

I could imagine this happening if she had to deal with Shaun the Sheep.

Let’s all go bleat with Shawn The Sheep.

Now I see where high churches get their bishops’ costumes.

They’re playing Peep-a-boo.

She’s it…

Peep-a-boo, where are ewe?

This reminds me of the California Happy Cows commercials of the early 2000’s. Those cows knew how to have fun!

Did the sheep get her an 800 number, or did Bo Peep walk herself right into that one?

1 800- BO PEEP — Hey, wait a minute. There aren’t enough digits in that number.

A farmer picks up a hitch hiker on his way back to his farm.

The farmer asks “Do you need a place to stay for the night? You can sleep in my barn, but you have to leave tomorrow”. The hitch hiker agrees to this and is happy to have a roof over his head.

The next morning, the farmer comes out to the barn and sees the hitch hiker sitting on a bucket in the middle of the barn with all sorts of animals around him. The farmer asks what he is doing and the hitch hiker replies “Oh yeah…well I can talk to animals”. The farmer does not believe him and asks him to prove it. “Well, that is your horse Delilah, you ride her every morning along your fence line to make sure there is no gaps or damage”. The farmer is dumbfounded by this.

“That is your cow Bess, you milk her every morning after your ride on Delilah”. The farmer replies “That is amazing! you are absolutely right!”. The hitch hiker goes on and says “And those are your sheep” and the farmer cuts him off, screaming “THOSE SHEEP ARE LIARS!”

I can hear them snickering in the background.

Lost them again, huh?