Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 12, 2023

Dr. Mel has at times been crueler. Oh, wait…

Hey! I made the cruller pun yesterday.

Dr. Mel’s comment/thought about this should have been more like that the universe being shape like a donut “wasn’t crazy or absurd enough”.

It’s a cruel, cruel world but a cruller, cruller universe.

There’s still a hole in his theory.

The universe is cruller than you know.

Finally, another Crullerist!

My Scientific team, said it’s more like a Pretzel with less salt

OK the correct term is torus and it applies to donuts, crullers, and also coffee cups.

“Everybody must get sconed”

How about crumpets?

It’s shaped like a toroidal coil. Everyone knows that.

Holey Mel-O-Creme! Dough! ッ

(This is what I wish the Universe was shaped like: ☮️)

I think that’s enough of the universe as a doughnut shape subject in this comic.

Hmm I hear the sound of Galactus salivating

Silly hyoomans. They not even knows how big universe is and what it is in first place, and they thinks they knows what shape it be.

Or misshaped…..

It’s actually a tire, and God is the Michelin man.

This weeks comics brought to you be Dunkin Donut.

Imagine a combination of Homer Simpson and Galactus.

If the nascent Universe had no spin, it would probably have developed more like a bombe. Not sure if that fits in with the Standard Cosmological Model of bakery analogs.

I’ve heard that there’s a black hole at the center of our galaxy, so I’m guessing it looks more like an angel food cake.

The donut concept does make a lot of sense. If the universe has been expanding at a constant rate, there shouldn’t be anything in the middle. Same concept as an explosion. In fact, the hole should be getting larger and larger.

Hmm. Hmm! You know, he may be on to something! (rushes off to electronic whiteboard)