Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2023

Go on Jarvis, put the runt over the garden wall, you know you really want to.

Jarvis may be quite the casanova in his off hours.

The kid doesn’t stand a chance no matter what advice is given to him.

Still waters run deep, kid.

Aren’t they both eunuchs?

blind leading the blinded.

Keep quoting old dead guys. The girls love that.

What Jarvis was going to say to Sedgwick was, you can’t fix ugly.

Wealth Trumps Sex Appeal!

What were Jarvis’s sins in a previous life that he is expiating in this one?

All “kidding” aside, Sedgwick shows everyone that he’s a rude obnoxious twit. Again I say that they don’t pay Jarvis enough.

I wanted to call Sedgwick a twit with an “a”, but the GoComics nanny bot censored me.

Ha ha! Young Master Nuttingham is pleased to be facetious! When the time is right, he will merely have to BUY a suitable wife.

Old age and treachery beat youth and ability every time.

Jarvis must be very, very highly paid.

Apparently, you can’t buy “dress sense”.

Step 1: pull out wallet and open it.

Step 2: fan the wad of $100 bills to produce an aura of wealth

Step 3: enjoy the attention of the ladies!

Although no longer a young man, I can attest to the old familiar saying. Lately, I’ve had an insatiable desire for donuts…

Jarvis used to get so much tail, they called him the Buttler.

I’m sorry Jarvis, but I’m with Sedgwick here.

That kid won’t live to 15…

Jarvis is reading Lady Chatterly’s Lover. :)

“Sir no need to get personal there”

Squash the little bug now Jarvis. Save the world many headaches later.

He’s the equivalent of Leo Fat Cat.

OH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. You had me believing he was going to respect him for something.

What the heck would Sedgwick Nuttingham III know about “romantic insights” anyway?! I bet old Jarvis is one of those “still waters run deep” types….

He’s hopeless. Ugly. Hopeless. Selfcentred. Blinkered. A bit stupid. Unthinking. Apart from that, there’s a VERY outside chance his line MIGHT continue