Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 08, 2023

And the bigger the better.

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

No, wait; it’s not funny at all.

Why are her fingers between the stethoscope and his chest?

Are my pills trying to join the union?

You know you are getting older when it takes a quart of water to take your morning pills.

Better living though chemistry.

I’m also prescribing some cardiac medication. You’ll need it when you see how much it costs.

Luckily, I take so few that I can use a few different colored pill bottles to separate doses and fix my schedule. A pal and his wife take so many, each has a large pill scheduler box, and they are very ‘time conscious.’

Fate scatters the causes for meds in totally random order and none of it seems fair. When there are serious problems that can’t be corrected, some say It’s too much to handle. Others say, Whatever works. Just don’t give up. I’m with the latter group.

I’ve used one of those for years.

Got an extra large, 4 week organizer off Amazon. It’s great. I’m happy.

I’m not.

Tell me about it. I bought some souffle’ cups at a restaurant supply store, and the lids to go with them. Way more than I’ll ever need, I hope. But anyway I have one cup for each set of pills and I label the bottom of the cup in order of when my prescription is taken. I have 5 for each day. And each set goes in a slider zip-loc bag. Each bag is one day, so I have seven bags. No point in labeling the bags. It works great. Of course now I have some pill boxes I no longer need.

That would be my wife. I take one prescription pill, she takes 3, for now. When they say women become their mothers they are so right, they are both falling apart. She is following in her mothers footsteps.

The MIL is due to have a complete shoulder replacement after 3 unsuccessful shoulder surgeries over the past years. She also has two pill containers, one just of the morning pills and one for the evening pills.

He’s gonna need a table for all those tablets.

I find extra-large pills are hard to swallow.

LOL!

Why does he need extra-large pills?