Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 09, 2023

Always ask permission first.

Ahhhh, marriage.

It’s a mouse, it’s a fly, it’s…Namby-Pamby Man!

It’s okay with me.

I became assertive after my divorce! Walking on eggshells for 22 years did it for me!

Being assertive is easy. Doing it with diplomacy is the hard part.

Giving the appearance of being an assertive husband AND letting her have her way is the trick to a successful marriage.

Her reply: You already qualify for one part of that.

My wife would have been liberated years earlier, if only she had listened to me. :) :(

He’s got some balls, but they are their balls.

I never found the right balance, so I never married.

You tell ’er, boy!

He should have just stopped after the first sentence. Apparently, he has a way to go.