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That’s not a career for a raw young rookie. Start as a sauna attendant, get some experience, and once you’re a hard boiled veteran, then take up wall sitting.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Humpty’s a local yolkal.
The dude from FL Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Don’t be scrambling his brain, everything is sunny side up unless he gets flipped over
Doug K almost 2 years ago
… and to fall forward on.
P51Strega almost 2 years ago
That’s not a career for a raw young rookie. Start as a sauna attendant, get some experience, and once you’re a hard boiled veteran, then take up wall sitting.
ʲᔆ almost 2 years ago
is he intelligent enough to be an egghead?
The Orange Mailman almost 2 years ago
Nice cravat and Happy Unbirthday.
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Walmart is hiring….!
Chris almost 2 years ago
preferably on something soft. ;)
JudyAz almost 2 years ago
Just don’t keep egging him on.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
If you’re undecided, you could try sitting on a fence.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How did that little bow make it past the censors?
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Keep trying, Bud. You’ll crack it.
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Like an air bag.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 2 years ago
it seems to be the ONLY financial advice I get nowadays – but hey, I’m old so what’s a little egg on my face?
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Maybe he can join a musical group. Goo goo g’joob.
R Humble almost 2 years ago
Or be the Kraken mascot
Earnestly Frank almost 2 years ago
He had a lousy summer, but he had a great fall.
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A brown egg. A good consideration.
dlestersprint0 almost 2 years ago
Let Humpty fall and bust his egg.
T... almost 2 years ago
Yeah, the other side of the wall…
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
The local authorities have been cracking down on wall-sitting anyway.
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
I hope that he can get himself together. I don’t think that anyone else will be able to help. :)