The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 10, 2023

OOPS!!!!

It did have a gamey aftertaste!!!

Not a mistake any sane tea drinker would make.

There was a steep learning curve on that one.

he will be oolong in just a minute and besides, he was always in hot water when he was alive anyway!

In life, he was a real tease!

Trouble is brewing.

Would have been funnier if the opening was “The Countess Grey is here…” (Countess is the female title corresponding to Earl fora spouse)

This is tearrible!

Mr. Grey was a popular comedian. Chelsea had thought the tea tasted funny.

Earl spent most of his work-life sitting on Chelsea’s desk.

Coffee out my nose. It burns.

I work in a cemetery and we have one sales person who is absolutely freaked out about cremains and always has someone else transfer to an urn. This is being printed and left on her desk!

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Mrs. Grey says that her husband always had great taste.

What do you think, Chelsea?

Almost spit my coffee out!

Hysterical ! ☺️☺️

Scott’s been watching old “Night Courts”.

Oh the Human-i-tea!!

Oh, dear!

In retrospect, putting him in a bag was not the best idea…

the pinkie seals the deal haha

Not knowing Earl Gray was a brand of tea, I had to google it.

That reminds me of an episode of Night Court where Art makes tea with Herb, the father of two bickering sisters. He was testing the coffee maker and thought it was herb tea…

Enough cream and sugar and she won’t notice. (By the way: my favorite tea!)

Well, that tea should bring about some “Constant Comment”.

Mrs. Lipton will be in later.

I wonder what kind of reading she’ll get?

So, that’ why they call it Earl Grey!

Omg this is hilarious

Hmm, this tastes like Turkish coffee or else the Earl Grey tea is gritty…

“What we got here…is failure to communicate.”

Hope she’s straining the bone fragments through her teeth!

LMAO

Pete Moss was cremated but it took a while to put out the flames. ;-p

Reminds me of the guy who was in the Australian town of Mercy and was very thirsty. They only had some of their local specialty, a special tea made from koalas. He was so thirsty he tried it, but nearly choked on the hair, bits of bones, and other bits and pieces. Surprised, he suggested they run it through a strainer, but the owner of the establishment took issue, and, in his best Shakespearean accent, replied: “Oh, sir, surely you know that the koala tea of Mercy is not strained!”

Earl Grey tea does taste like dead people it is horrible