Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 04, 2023

Judging by the look of the guy you hit, you are about to get a lot more than that.

I feel sorry for Rodney’s horse!

Would that be an earlier form of “Twitter”?

And Rodney will likely soon be text-urized.

The horse would be smarter than that.

They can put you in jail for that offense.

Is the Auto-Pilot not working Rodney?

Ye Olde Road Rage…….

The text said “Ride Safely.”

Medieval text messaging. It’s for the birds.

Give it a second and the lady will start yelling about whiplash.

C’mon! That’s a self-driving car!

Texting and driving should be dealt with as severely as a DUI.

Looks more like he got a tweet.

So what if you’re sorry, that is just a plea to let me get away with bad behavior

What matters is if you are competent and paying attention

Did the text read, “Hey fella! Don’t put ‘my’ cart before your horse!”

One of the advantages with horse drawn carriages was that collisions were practically nonexistent. Rod’s horse must’ve been preoccupied, too.

Oh dear! The princess got rear-ended……….she looks a bit amused too.

I always find it amazing in car parks, to see someone get in their car, turn on the engine, then get their phone out to make a call or text and start driving. Numpties. Usually people in big SUVs for some reason.

In Ohio, it’s against the law to use cell! While driving.

Bro, don’t text and drive! Even in Medieval Times.

Looks like he received a tweet not a text.

Now there’s something I never thought of, Amish Facebook.

This marked the beginning of the end of the world.

How fast was that carriage backing into horsie?

WHAT, a horse as bright as Sir Rodney, my my…

That’s one way to meet girls.

So real. Yip yip yip yip yip

Rodney needs a self driving horse.

I am, by no means, a horse expert, but if the horse’s 2 right feet move in one step, then the 2 left feet move, won’t the horse fall over? Shouldn’t it be left rear, right front then right rear, left front?

Text reads:

WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG. HURRY UP WITH THE TOILET PAPER!

see https://www.gocomics.com/wizardofid/2023/05/02

The horse would have stopped… Horse sense far surpasses current levels of human common sense.