Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 18, 2023

Until i run out of hot water.

Joke’s on you, I have a tankless water heater.

It’s been renewed for another season.

Till the hot water runs out.

She needs to find the hot water’s shut off valve. Just give it about a half turn down. Wait 2 minutes and tweak it a bit more. Effective and kinder than cutting back the cold.

Then, turn off the cold. It will seem normal. I tried tankless and found the temperature control poor. Also wasted a lot of water coming up to temperature also.

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

She must be Donna. Donna E Mobile.

He’s singing ,but someone is listening…

Come on in Honey, the water’s fine!

Just forget it, Lady. He/she will exhaust their repertoire. You and the neighbors will appreciate that.

My voice is so bad, I don’t even sing in the shower.

I can be efficient – in and out in 5 minutes.

I know I’m a lousy singer, but I don’t care so I sing in the shower, tinkering around the house and even at work when the Muzac breaks down. A customer caught me once singing Nights in White Satin so I stopped and apologized. She goes “No, no, no, don’t stop, I love that song.”

As soon as he’s clean as a whistle.

I’m not kidding, that’s how prison is…. one crappie shower performance after another

Until you Flush the Toilet.

nah just flush

La de da, till the hot water lasts…

That depends. Just how long IS the average Puccini Opera?