Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 15, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Pig, people are really going to be mad at you when you turn out to be wrong.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Does he offer a blanket policy?

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    I usually depend on the paraclete, but comfort from others is nice too Pig, thanks!

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  over 1 year ago

    Thanks Pig, I needed that.

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    SmallMeadow  over 1 year ago

    Just don’t look up!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who but pig?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Pig in a blanket?

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry. Be Happy.

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    I need a burrito  over 1 year ago

    Be happy calm and eat cheese

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thank you pig! EVERY year this budget drama!

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    priyansh.jeziel  over 1 year ago

    Pig IS delusional.

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    Baarorso  over 1 year ago

    Would it be better if the “comforter” offered a hug?

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    DennisinSeattle  over 1 year ago

    Thanks, Pig. I need all the comforting I can get.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Pig, we all could use that these days!

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    James Wolfenstein  over 1 year ago

    Don’t politicians do that all the time? :D

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    akachman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Love you, Pig.

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    rossevrymn  over 1 year ago

    Awright, Stephan!

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    What a sweet little piggy.

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    Snolep  over 1 year ago

    Comfort ye, my people.

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    Everything’s gonna be alright, rockabye

    Lullaby, Shawn Mullins

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    We need more people like Pig.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good thing most people don’t believe what the Bible says. According to it, things won’t end okay for most people.

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    diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just dont watch the news, and all will be fine

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    A comforter likes to spread it around … and cover everything up.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Love ya, Pig.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Thank you, Pig.

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    leontineg22  over 1 year ago

    Poor Goat just has nothing to say anymore.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    That is supposed to be the job of the church. It is the message of Jesus – “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” (John 16:33).

    Sadly, few people seek out God’s universal Truth. I am not talking about “religious” truths, or even “relevant” truths, but God’s Truth. You may disagree with me, you have that right, but you owe it to yourself to seek out what is True.

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    paulscon  over 1 year ago

    Unfortunately, everything will NOT be OK. A news report yesterday reported that the ice packs are melting faster than scientists thought. The biggest contributor to global warming is the dairy and cattle industries. They create more methane than the CO2 from all the cars, planes, and trains in the world, which is worse than CO2 for warming the planet. So, until people are willing to change their diets and give up hamburgers and dairy we are doomed.

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    SuperCharged5-  over 1 year ago

    is the page not fully loading for anyone else?

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    syzygy47  over 1 year ago

    I was thinking of This too shall pass, which I found hard to believe with Cheney and Bush but it did, until the GOP united with the “basket of deplorables”, the Nazis and the Klan.

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    Code the Enforcer  over 1 year ago

    " Well it’s a Dirty Job, but someone’s gotta do it – WE CARE A LOT !! " … :)

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Sadly an on-line date flashback … we met, walked to an isolated park bench, she soon told me a tale of family illness,’ I did not react, at lunch I spilled cold coffee on her, I bragged about fixing her printer, after, she showed negative body posture. I asked for a hug and she almost broke my ribs. And this lonely widower is no longer trying. No comfort for this dummy.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    The world could use more beings who think like Pig.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Kind of like the Girlfriend Experience.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Go ahead,Pig. It can’t hurt,and it might help.

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A mother asked her son what hymn they’d played at church. He said “It was, Don’t be scared I’m coming with the quilt.” Perplexed, she called the organist and learned that it had been “Fear not, the Comforter cometh.”

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think you’re the right pig for the job, Pig. You ain’t got the smarts, as they say….

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    SNVBD  over 1 year ago

    “This, too, shall pas”

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “We apologize for the inconvenience.” God’s Final Message to His Creation, written in letters of fire on the side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains.“I think,” Marvin murmured at last, from deep within his corroding rattling thorax, “I feel good about it.”The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever. == Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “every little thing gonna be all right” Bob Marley

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    Matthew.Bluck  over 1 year ago

    Pig is wrong of course.

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