The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 16, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t mind the old bat.

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    blunebottle  almost 2 years ago

    Now there’s an idea- we can get away with saying “holy guano!”

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    No need to get batty about it.

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    I was just hanging around.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Hung around the bar too long…

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    pearlsbs  almost 2 years ago

    Fruit bats sometimes actually do get intoxicated.

    https://www.batcon.org/article/flying-under-the-influence/

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    TonysSon  almost 2 years ago

    He’s hit the Lauren Boebert level.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    Do I Smell mosquitoes on your breath again?

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Been eating guano?

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Very,very good one!

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    derdave969  almost 2 years ago

    Not sure what she’s all up in arms about. That looks like a frosty on the table.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    “Well, it serves you right, Leonard. You know when the mosquito abatement district sprays during the day that you should stay in the cave that night. Not even moths are safe to eat.”

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    MacGuyver  almost 2 years ago

    He was just hanging out with his friends.

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    Prey  almost 2 years ago

    He´s been hanging out at the bar again.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    He drives her bat-sh¡t crazy!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Blind drunk?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He’s so drunk, he’s gonna fall asleep upright.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Batman and Batwoman, the married years.

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    Amra Leo  almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be “out all day”?

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He needs to go to the ’bat room.

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    stamps  almost 2 years ago

    You’re guano pay for that.

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    WCraft  almost 2 years ago

    If only we could teach the Hollywood script writers to substitute that word…

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    NahnahNahnahNahnahNahnahNahnah,,,not me…

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    That is very clever and very funny too, got a good laugh…

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    Gonzojr  almost 2 years ago

    The dude was attached to a drunkard’s neck al night.

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Guano-faced

    Scat-faced

    Dung-faced

    Stool-faced

    Fecal-faced

    Manure-faced

    Nightsoil-faced

    Doo-doo

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “I’ve been out all night? Well, …. yeah! Just like every other night of my life!”

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