B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 16, 2023

It may end the argument that you are having then, but if that leads to an engagement, you will probably be having many more arguments in the future.

It seems heavy enough to end the argument by throwing that thing.

“This is the “put you in poverty” diamond."

Where’s he going to get the clams for that?

That’s one argument that you should not win!

It looks more like the “Forgive me for cheating on you” diamond. Ask NBA players.

Should be the “Be Honest, Fair and Considerate or That’s All You Get” diamond.

You might think you won. But it will be filed away and brought up at a later date….

Man that’s some big diamond! About the size of the man’s fist it looks even bigger than the Hope Diamond!

Since diamonds are forever it must still be around today. Makes you want to search for the exact location of where Peter’s Jewellery store was located.

Guaranteed to work – only once!

only topped by the ‘Essence of Wallet’-perfume

Never will get it!!!!!

Until his wife finds out.

The only problem is that no one can afford it.

Who is he kidding! There is nothing bought that can get you a win. Yip yip yip yip yip

I never wanted a diamond ring and am not impressed by them. As for money … a commodity that can’t buy what really matters!

As soon as you leave the jeweler with a diamond, it loses over 50% of its value.

https://priceonomics.com/diamonds-are-bullshit/

Wow, that’s a gem-dandy!

It’s only a pretty rock if it can’t buy me love.

Diamonds are forever, so are the payments

And it only costs one month’s pay, right? Right?

If it allows you to win even one argument, it might be worth it…

Oh that perfume’s name is: “Eau de Indentured”!

And …… how many clams is that rock, going to cost ……. :)

Follow by "Talk to my lawyer "

I can’t afford her! She is a true material girl, high maintenance in every respect. Beautiful to a fault, but she said no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin’ vow. I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give in. But I just can’t afford her! Looks like Jane for me.

My wife thinks buying flowers is a waste of money. She would throw a fit if I bought her a large diamond.

Mere men can not afford that diamond.

It took a lot of miners to unearth that baby

With what did he cut it, dear Liza?

One can only hope…

Too small. Won’t work.

I cannot be bought.

Sometimes it’s a “get out of the dog house” diamond.

That looks more like an “I’m SO SO sorry” diamond!