My brother always told my son that if you unscrew your belly buttom that your bum would fall off. My son would not let anyone touch his belly button. lol
As reasonable as my mom telling me it would stay in my stomach for 8 years. I just thought back and realized that I had swallowed enough gum in the previous 6 months that I would no longer have room in my digestive system if I had only digested 1/16 of it .
The first two years of Elementary school, probably more like three these days, are actually just to un teach everything that grownups taught their kids before they went to school.
allen@home about 1 year ago
Nice one Earl. Give Nelson something to think about.
sirbadger about 1 year ago
That bubble can be given as a gift to someone you don’t like.
Ivy Valory Premium Member about 1 year ago
Brilliant, Earl!
WhatsTheJoke about 1 year ago
Next will be advice about girl cooties.
gbars70 about 1 year ago
What he was going for.
gccowboy27 about 1 year ago
In this screwed up world, Pickles is a bright spot. That little kid brings out the best in Earl.
DavidWilliams1 about 1 year ago
Gen.Santa Ana was exiled from Mexico. He moved to Staten Island and introduced chewing gum to the USA.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
Swallow bubble gum with hot peppers, and it could result in a miniature Hindenburg re-enactment.
nosirrom about 1 year ago
I blow bubbles from the wrong end all the time. Sans container.
iggyman about 1 year ago
I was told that about getting stuck inside as a kid! The butt-bubble part no!
iggyman about 1 year ago
Only blow Butt-bubbles in the tub!
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cool!
Troglodyte about 1 year ago
Super, Earl. Now that’s real education…tell him what happens if he swallows a seed by mistake… :D
Homerville Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sounds like a challenge.
ꜝ about 1 year ago
some people spend hours at the gym workin on their bubble-butts
tremaine53 about 1 year ago
After being told THAT, of course Nelson will try!
steveh64 about 1 year ago
When I was in 3rd grade (a long time ago) our teacher told the class that swallowed gum goes right into the appendix. Not true!
Frank Salem Premium Member about 1 year ago
“My momma gave me a nickel to buy a pickle, I didn’t buy a pickle I bought some…”
oakie817 about 1 year ago
that would be awesome
6foot6 about 1 year ago
new achievement unlock. Bubble Butt.
Roy Lamberton about 1 year ago
Wisdom of the ages….
Gen.Flashman about 1 year ago
More likely a bubble from a toot not a sneeze.
Stuart Donaldson Premium Member about 1 year ago
Could be great if he has hemorrhoids.
flemmingo about 1 year ago
It would be a methane bubble so stay away from open fires.
ANIMAL about 1 year ago
Awwwwwww……… let him have his fun.!!!
rhpii about 1 year ago
Now let’s talk about watermelon seeds.
DawnQuinn1 about 1 year ago
My brother always told my son that if you unscrew your belly buttom that your bum would fall off. My son would not let anyone touch his belly button. lol
FassEddie about 1 year ago
That’s rarely happened to me!
Diat60 about 1 year ago
My mother said, and I believed her, if I swallowed my gum my back would stick to my front.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 1 year ago
Tried it. Doesn’t work.
assrdood about 1 year ago
Just never swallow a watermelon seed!!!!
ksu71 about 1 year ago
Does your …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbg0ZBXnuZE
DM2860 about 1 year ago
As reasonable as my mom telling me it would stay in my stomach for 8 years. I just thought back and realized that I had swallowed enough gum in the previous 6 months that I would no longer have room in my digestive system if I had only digested 1/16 of it .
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
LMAO!
I was told I’ll have a gum tree grow in my tummy! Poor Nelson is getting a twisted education hanging with Earl and Opal!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago
The first two years of Elementary school, probably more like three these days, are actually just to un teach everything that grownups taught their kids before they went to school.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
And, if you though getting bubble gum out of your hair was hard……. think about it.
SchipLvr about 1 year ago
Yes, but the odor is contained……..
ragsarooni Premium Member about 1 year ago
TOO funny! Good one,earl!
jarbain about 1 year ago
I’ve heard of a SHART. Would this be a SHUM or a GART ?
ladykat about 1 year ago
Funny and entertaining, but not true.
anomalous4 about 1 year ago
Made me think of this classic from my childhood days…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs
andersjg Premium Member about 1 year ago
Voice of experience…
kathleenhicks62 about 1 year ago
That ought to keep some one awake all night.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
Ah, so that’s what bubblebutt means.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
Like my milk nose bubbles when older brother tickled me.
dlaemmerhirt999 about 1 year ago
“And it’ll stay in your stomach for NINE YEARS!” . . . was the old wive’s tale 9 or 7? (It’s acktually a couple months I think. [sic])
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 year ago
I tried and tried but never produced a bubble.
(Spoken in a sad, sorrowful tone.)
Templo S.U.D. about 1 year ago
Earl sure has an Opal-disapproved sense of humour.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Earl magnificently fulfills the educational role of a Grampa!!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 year ago
I wonder if Nelson swallowed Bazooka bubble gum?
eced52 about 1 year ago
Gives new meaning to “blow it out your a**”.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
Makes as much sense as thinking it gets stuck in your appendix. :)
osmundsonm Premium Member about 1 year ago
Thanks for the belly laugh at the end of my workday!
StevePappas about 1 year ago
Just… Way too funny!
T... about 1 year ago
Very funny…