Close to Home by John McPherson for June 02, 2023

If you think i’ll be leaving the house ever again. Your’re crazy.

not to mention how well you will do the robot dancing!

The beach, is this thing waterproof and rust resistant?

We can rebuild this man…

Maybe he could be a cop.

The rise of the Cybermen?

“From an angry mob?”

All the work done on him – and this is the best they could do for hands?

“…run 70 miles an hour?”

In a 65 mph zone? Beware of cops.

Well, at least the head was organically grown.

Not sure if “great” is the right word for it…

This one is a little macabre.

He was barely alive and they rebuilt him, hospital bill $6m.

Is this how the “6 million dollar man” got his start?

That doesn’t look like Lee Majors.

I stored my head in a jar for THIS!? This robot body is all you got? This one looks like sump’n you’d see in a cartoon!

The 6 million dollar man…

That’s what you get today for 6 Million Dollars

The bad news is, it comes with a six-million-dollar copay.

We’ll probably never get a robot body like that to run anywhere near that fast. Maybe on all fours. It’s hard to get one walking bipedally that can match the average human.

I’d be more concerned about the rust from the water

the 6 million man?

I’m pretty sure there are prople who are just waiting to pay for that particular level of plastic surgery.

Boston marathon here I come!

Bleeb is well-camouflaged today.

They had the technology. With that hospital stay, that will cost way more than $6 Million

So, how does he answer the question on the computer, are you a robot?

Looks like the 6 Dollar Man…..

Looks like he was assembled by a committee.

um…yeah?

When a man’s an empty kettle….he must be on his mettle….

The 600k man….

Bleeb, stop laughing! This is serious! Pffffft! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! :)

Prototype of the Six Million Dollar Man?

The Dr. says “Think positive, you’ll run so fast we won’t be able to catch you to pay our enormous bill.” Very clever John, entry into another realm, and funny to boot…

Look on the bright side, you won’t have any problem holding your beer.

Not the best cyborg option there.

He wanted to quit while he was a head.

At least they could have given him nice hair!

“Man Plus”