Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 18, 2023

I mean

Who are we to judge?

Dexter looks pretty good, but they should lose the pipe and get a better haircut.

Perky, Dexter, very perky. Looks like that finishing school has finally paid off. I wonder how long you’ll keep that pretty pink head.

One day, he too will end up on the slab.

…not a drag queen…

…so, okay in Florida…

…[Oklahoma OK!]…

…good posture…

…shoulders up…

…back straight…

…not looking like a KI$$ parody…

…the only thing missing is the Trump flag…

…come on, man…

…have some dignity…

Dexter’s name is Stella when he cross dresses. Is that Maxwell in 99’s outfit, causing kaos? “Chief, I feel like smarty-pants. No offense to square-pants”.

Dexter wished now that he had known about hip pads when he had been playing hockey. Aside from accentuating his curves, they also protected his joints from damage.

Recommended bent over.

That bracelet over the glove is such a chic touch! The dress looks marvy on him—excellent fit! But those shoes are from a hundred years ago. Did his dead mother shop at the second-hand store? I give it an A-, Dexter. See you in the next round! Good luck!

Cramming for your quiz on words coined in FA would have been a tall order. Unfortunately, I’m short. And on a less challenging note, Cet homme avec les mouches sur les jambes—van Gogh aurait aimé ses chaussures.

Dexter, did you momma smoke a pipe?

Dexter is cruzin for a bruzin

OY VEY!

Dexter, darling, you look divine, but I have to say you’ve got lousy taste in shoes! You’d look so much better in a pair of Jimmy Choo’s shoes!

Well … the pipe does match the shoes …!

( there’s that )

We had a large (17 lb) tuxedo cat named Dexter. He was afraid of cat treats. He ran away from them.

Wow, that dress never looked so good, Dex. Mama’s rolling in her grave, huh? I’ll let you decide weather it’s in delight or not. Although, unless you’ve been hitting the gym lately, someone has been stuffing the muffin tins, no? No doubt using those newfangled live tadpole aqua-enhanced inserts for that bouncy, uplifting effect! Not bad, I’d give it 8.5 out of 10. Lose the Eddie Munster hair cut and you just may be runway ready.

And don’t forget, the annual Froglandia Father From Another Mother Pageant is coming up soon!

The descent into delusion is documented. Dexter does dresses!

Happy Dead Mother’s Birthday, chic young pipe smoker!

If you squint just a little bit, he looks a little like Ron DeSantis.

…I want to address this…

…and I’m not going to skirt the issue…

…or get my panties into bunches…

…because I got skin in the game…

…and shoes on the ground…

…this thing has got legs…

…and these pantyhose don’t run…

…so put that in your pipe and smoke it…

… it’s around here … somewhere … (here froggy, froggy) ….

dexter’s deceased mother would know ;+)

Dexter looks like that guy with the pipe from “Red Meat.” Does that character have a name?

I just remembered that “Red Meat” character. Ted.

Day 2. Dirty dress?

Pipe smoke-saturated?

Unload the fresh, crisp dress from your handbag, Dexter….