A man’s face was badly burned in a kitchen fire. The doctors agreed that the only hope of restoring it was to do a skin graft.
Unfortunately, he was a very slim dude and there was not enough excess skin to do the procedure. So they took skin from his wife’s buttocks.
The operation was a complete success. His face looked better than new. The man was profusely grateful for his wife’s sacrifice. He thanked her every night for a month.
Finally she said, “Dear, you don’t have to keep thanking me for using skin from my butt to patch your face. I get all the thanks I need whenever I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
Superfrog about 1 year ago
At least he’s stopped smoking.
tudza Premium Member about 1 year ago
Draw? That’s electrical tape.
Ubintold about 1 year ago
Those magic markers are great, aren’t they?
Doug K about 1 year ago
At least wait until tomorrow.
Pet about 1 year ago
He has got Katie Price eyebrows.
Hope he leaves his b**bs alone…..
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
LOL!
Looks like he had them micro-bladed!
derdave969 about 1 year ago
If it was good enough for Groucho it’s good enough for Dad.
flemmingo about 1 year ago
Nice job Dad you look like Tammy Faye Baker!
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
“But Mom, they were drawn on, right from the beginning”!
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 1 year ago
A lot of women are doing that now, only getting tattoos for eyebrows. I think it weird; it doesn’t look like hair.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Who invited Oscar the Grouch from ‘Sesame Street’? Welcome to grilling season.
LaurelAnnHardy about 1 year ago
A man’s face was badly burned in a kitchen fire. The doctors agreed that the only hope of restoring it was to do a skin graft.
Unfortunately, he was a very slim dude and there was not enough excess skin to do the procedure. So they took skin from his wife’s buttocks.
The operation was a complete success. His face looked better than new. The man was profusely grateful for his wife’s sacrifice. He thanked her every night for a month.
Finally she said, “Dear, you don’t have to keep thanking me for using skin from my butt to patch your face. I get all the thanks I need whenever I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
Draw? Looks like two strips of electrical tape to me…
goboboyd about 1 year ago
Go full Groucho and overdo a grease paint mustache as well. Could the nostrils probably, at long last, be completely clear?
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Looks like the burger was worth it for him though, according to that look on his face…..
Impkins Premium Member about 1 year ago
Too bad about the corn. I do like the singe marks on his nose. :)
Gina Carson about 1 year ago
Get a charcoal chimney. Lighter fluid flavors the food adversely.
cuzinron47 about 1 year ago
I think that cat is out of the bag.
T... about 1 year ago
White corn, I love white corn…
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 1 year ago
when I told him his eyebrows were too high, he looked surprised
comicalUser about 1 year ago
I like how he was able to color outside the lines!