Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2023

Head off the problem

Fink wants to take head off the marketing head for the spam mail.

Head of marketing? — too late Elon Musk has already hired her to head up Twitter.

… then off with his head (of marketing).

Just the head?

Now, where’s the guillotine.

And tell the head of the company he’s gonna do this window for free unless he and everyone of his employees wants to face the guillotine for throwing that brick.

That was not nice to that brick. Usually, bricks like seeing a mason. For when the mason comes around all the bricks know that they will get laid. Not thrown through windows.

Who’s going to end up as just another brick in the wall…..

Sometimes you don’t realize you need something until it almost hits you (over the head). [Bob’s Masonry: We can supply both the need and the solution.]

Nepotism! Bob’s your uncle.

Write it on the back of the brick and throw it back at them!

And what’s the King Fink going use the head of marketing for: target practice.

Is it still defenestration if it gets thrown into the window?

Sorry king, wont work, you will always be a fink.(But does he care?)

The cart before the horse!

No Rodney, don’t hire the whole person just the head. ;-)

they also sell “insurance”

Right out of Charlie Chaplin’s “The Kid.”

We don’t hear much about bricks, or rocks, through windows these days. I suppose it has gone out of fashion.

Off with their heads!

The Fink doesn’t know that Bob is wanted for mortar in the first degree.

Might be working with the Huns

Hey, now you need a window replacement! Better call ’em!

Good advertisement. Yip yip yip yip yip

I know an unnamed group that would demand a tax hike on bricks!

Breaking into the business….

Only his head…

Or, maybe he just wants the head of marketing, and not the rest of the body.

Master of the hard sell.

They had windows made of glass back then?

People who live outside of glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, either.

Bob must have been in government – first he creates the crisis, then gets you to pay for fixing it…