Herman by Jim Unger for June 06, 2023

Because the involuntary servitude know as alimony payments will end now!

Check out an old Bobby Bare song “The Winner”. “But I got her, boy. That makes me the winner?”

What is…“Things you don’t want to here from the bride on your wedding day..!”

UH, “Here’s the bills?”

The way the horseshoe is positioned, all the luck is running out of it. That’s not a good omen.

It’s a horseshoe magnet and its aiming at his wallet.

If he’s doing that he might be singing Roy Clark’s Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone. I remember hearing it for the first time when Mr. Clark appeared on the Ed Sullivan show in 1969 or 1970.

And just why would she know this?

Heck, he was pulling in drunks off the street to celebrate

He suffers in amazingly good spirits.

I would too, not only are you his ex, so is the alimony.

I am sure she has a great personality.

Her ex-husband no longer has to pay alimony, which is his main reason for rejoicing…

And – I had to google ‘wedding horseshoe.’

Most of Dr Hook music was written by S. Silverstein also.