Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 14, 2023

Green shirt is the CEO’s son-in-law

One of the company I worked for put my new engineering grads in the hall. The roof leaked so the bosses fixed the roof but only over the mainframe computer. I expensed several umbrellas for the crew. The roof got fixed…..

Phew. I thought he was leading him into the men’s room. Remember the episode of The Office where Jim moved Dwight’s desk, phone etc into the men’s room? Hilarious.

It’s a good thing he has that Master’s Degree. Otherwise he wouldn’t have that “Senior” thing in his title.

I read that as, “Here’s your workstation in hell.”

Yep. That’s the same kind of starting job I got fresh out of college. Talk about eye opening. College’s ‘well rounded’ education teaches you about almost everything but life. I’m just thankful that I didn’t come out with a lot of debt.

That Junior Assistant Assistant Junior Assistant’s office is inside the restroom.

Better the hall than the stall…(if you catch my drift!)

Even poor companys can afford apostrophes for their assistant’s assistants.

Aren’t you glad you got that college education?

As opposed to the Men’s room, were you just a JA’s JA. Hope your salary covers your student debt!

Right next to the service elevator, and the compose bins.

Yeah, but he’ll STILL have to be taught how to do the job.