Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 13, 2023

Sir Rodney, time to “fluff” the Royal throne.

Is it time for the Preparation – H? Just considering the amount of Bull$hit he normally puts out. This time must be a whopper.

So, the Fink is no longer full of crap?

The Wizard must have casted a “shall not pass” spell on ol Finky Boy.

Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?

That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

I think there’s something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.

I can’t log out

I knew he was full of

My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

Now I’m worried $hitless.

Oh he’s still full of it, just not AS full!

If a politician has diarrhea for a week and is no longer full of it, he’s no longer qualified to be a politician, is he?

TMI

You think your job is bad

“Surely one of the most repulsive jobs in history, the ‘Groom of the King’s Close Stool’ (or just Groom of the Stool for short) was a role created during the reign of Henry VIII to monitor and assist in the King’s bowel motions.”

I bet he was relieved when that job stopped…….

Like constipation in the body, a constipated politician can’t make a decision or move off a decision he/she’s already made. When our King finally makes a decision, that’s ample reason for celebration.

I’m not cleaning that up! (Berta, two and a half men)

Call in the jester with Ye Olde Ayre Freshener. Quick!

Always a main topic for the elder…..

TMI! ;-)

Well, you can say that The Fink has accomplished one thing in his life…

There were no bathrooms in those days.

He survived the toilet!

the reason they are politicians is because they never run out of it

No longer constipated but still full of himself.

Looks like it backed up into his nose.

He needs the “I pooped today” T-shirt. :)

It true about kings..there was no privacy..everyone knew his business and every move.

So I guess he just had a successful trip to the Little King’s Room?

Too full of it, eh fink? ;)

Take a fat bomb a day.

Wow, so not sure if I would want that much attention for pinching a loaf.

OH! I don’t have anything for that.

The citizens have wanted the Fink “to go” for years now.

When he got up off the throne, they knew all was well in the kingdom.

Hopefully there isn’t a fan in that room.

Composed for an English King’s morning waters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdpjoxlAWg0

Years ago I was flipping channels and that show where women gave birth without knowing they were pregnant was on. Having had two children I couldn’t understand how someone wouldn’t know. At my birthing class for my first child there were two women who were well over 400 pounds, so I could see how OTHER people wouldn’t know. This woman on TV thought she was just constipated and that was the cause for the discomfort. They re-enacted her husband outside the bathroom door cheer-leading her through what they thought was a bowel movement. The IDIOCY!! of that was beyond the pale. I guess since I will still shut the door and have the water running even when I am alone in the house I just don’t get it. Anyway it was a baby it the toilet. Mom and baby were healthy.

TMI

The chips are down when the buffalo is empty.