Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 24, 2023

Jeb Bush’s answer was not wrong, but it was short and did not give people confidence in his knowledge about Iraq.

Seems clairvoyant, given recent events

Reminds me of Jimmy Swaggart’s “apology”.

It could have been worse (e.g. I could have taken you with me)

Who can say they have not made a mistake? Sorry If I offended you

Ah, but the fellow under the tombstone has not admitted to making any mistakes.

And today in English class, we discuss the active vs. the passive voice.

That’a exactly what they called him that for.

The presence of a priest at the grave should not have bothered me… Except. My wife is a lawyer. And, the Catholic diocese here was ordered by the courts to pay millions in victim restitution for years of abuse. Millions of dollars retirement fund for workers at a Catholic hospital ‘disappeared’. The diocese moved billions into a Catholic charity and declared bankruptcy “Gee, we’re broke.” Of course the current New York bishop was promoted from Wisconsin where, when it owed victim restitution, he tried to hide the $ in a Catholic cemetery maintenance fund and declared, “Gee, we’re broke.” Didn’t fly in Wisconsin. Hope it doesn’t fly here.

But if something is done deliberately it isn’t a mistake, it’s fraud.

Perhaps mentioning the loss of the OceanGate Expeditions’ submersible would be in bad taste.

mistakes like a shallow grave will stink soon enough. and that’s a shallow grave

timely, this is the funeral of the head of the titan submersible company, who was on it when it imploded.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions but mistakes are the potholes. I’ve hit some humdingers. Is the road to heaven paved with bad intentions??

A great name for a General Contact Unit.

Should read “Misstakes” or maybe “Mistooks”.

Feeling a little off today.

“Huh, this potato salad tastes funny.”

Was his last words, “Hold my beer and watch this?” ;-D

Mistakes were made, hence the funeral.

Too soon?

Yes, he died in the passive voice.

He must not have been too bad. He has 4 mourners.

They should check to see if he’s still spinning in the coffin. :-)

But the dearly departed didn’t make them.

LOLOLOL!!!!!

What is Danae’s favorite death head doing on the adjacent headstone?

Not admitting, just sayin’.

Why is it you never hear anyone say “Hold My Ginger Ale”?