Herman by Jim Unger for June 23, 2023

Large women have big hearts……….and they wheeze a lot.

He will soon be the the dead husband.

He’s looking to bump her off… OUT… Bump her OUT of the number one spot ;)

Dad used to introduce Mom as his first wife. Always got him a quizzical look.

She’s big enough for 2

I introduce my current wife as “my trophy wife”. She rolls her eyes. Of course she’s my first, last and only wife. So far, we’ve been married for 30 years.

He is lucky that she doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his rude comment.

“So, this is my current wife.”

I wonder if he calls her “the little woman” ?

I skipped the first wife and wait straight to the second wife.

We refer to my first wife as the Dearly Departed. Didn’t die just departed.

“We’ve been working on our marriage for 40 years. We’re almost finished.”

Hahaha!

We once got divorced and then remarried, so my first wife is my second wife!

ba dum tss

She’s once, twice, three times…the size of an average woman.

Shouldn’t be long now.

“My future ex…"

Soon to be flattened by his first one.

No trophy wife until you can afford the trophy.

(1) I’m assuming that the woman in the purple coat is his wife.

(2) I’m also assuming that she’s deaf, because otherwise he’s going to be pounded into the ground in the next five seconds.