Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 15, 2023

Some peppers and chilis should be registered as explosive devices, with additional penalties for spreading harm gas.

One time, I ate too many Doritos… I have to tell you, coming back up burned my esophagus and throat so bad, for an hour and nothing would help…..thought I would have to call 911. I just rode it out but today I can’t look at a Dorito….eww

I can still do the wings but not as hot as before.

Those look like “boneless” wings. “Boneless” wings are NUGGETS

Those guys don’t have hot sauce all over their face? Strange!

S-word were important in the middle ages to cover up the taste of rotted food. S- word are important today to cover up the taste of bad cooking.

It’s analogous to some bands: if you can’t be good, be loud.

S-word is banned because it can refer to a drug so here it is: S-p-i-c-e-s. I love it when you have to “explain” a joke.

I never understood the wings craze. No mear on them.

Hmmm – I think I have some wings left in the freezer. Maybe for dinner tonight.

I recall many a 10 cent wing night back in my bar crawling days. I would glomb down 2 pounds of wings with ‘Genocide’ sauce. Yes,, hotter than suicide sauce. Now I can just handle Wishbone Chipotle Ranch dressing.

“Mixed Berry” for me.

From my teen years to my fifties, I used to down Tums many times a day. For the last fifteen or 20 years, I hardly even need one a year. I suppose it’s a side benefit one of the prescription meds I’m on, but no idea which one.

i remember when the wings were the cheapest part of the chicken…not anymore..

He doesn’t care much for his uncle, but he loves his antacid.

We have a friend who ate a dozen nuclear hot wings at a place that advertised that if you could eat all 12 that they were free. He had two more servings. (And he was not an Army mess sargeant)

Strawberry chewables.