Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 22, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Plants are sentient creatures.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=couHXnRdIc4&pp=ygUacGxhbnRzIGFyZSBzZW50aWVudCBiZWluZ3M%3D

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    you might try watering them Rat, just a thought…

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    Maybe the plant’s ending it all so it won’t have to put up with Rat anymore.

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    santa72404  over 1 year ago

    Rat’s breath is probably to blame.

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I tried this with my garden, but all the plants still wilted when the heat index went over 129.

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    David_the_CAD  over 1 year ago

    Rat, why are you surprised that your relationship with plants is the same as all of your other relationships?

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    I’m convinced that if you talk to your plants, sing to your livestock, tell dirty limericks to the chickens… it doesn’t have any direct effect (well except maybe to increase egg production). But what it WILL do is make you focus on the plants, livestock, chickens… and when you do that you’re more likely to figure out what they need in order to thrive.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 1 year ago

    Either Rat forgets to water them or more likely, he waters them too much!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I got my Blackberry plants, and they came with preinstalled ripe Blackberries! YEAH

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    carlsonbob  over 1 year ago

    With Rat, they probably want to die!

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    maureenmck Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In my younger days, I had dozens of plants in the house, and lovely, well-tended flower gardens and window boxes in the front yard. As I got older, the gardens got smaller, and the houseplants slowly disappeared. Eventually, I had to stop gardening all together, and the only live plants inside were a few African Violets and 2 Shamrock plants. Then finally this year, even those got switched out for realistic fakes.

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    minty_Joe  over 1 year ago

    The house I lived in between birth and 6th grade had 2 gardens in the back yard. We grew all sorts of vegetables. We also had raspberry bushes and grape vines (grapes with seeds) along the fence perimeter of the property. After we moved, looking on Google Maps an aerial view of the property, the new owners put grass seed over the gardens and the chain-link fences were removed. Sigh…

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    I spent a lot of money in the spring for outdoor plants and did exactly what the directions said, and the only thing that came up was weeds!

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    Watering them occasionally also helps.

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Try singing to them…on second thought…

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    If enough people see Rat talking to plants, they might try to have him committed.

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    rionmorrison69  over 1 year ago

    Summer heat in Phoenix has fried ALL our garden plants. No amount of water has helped.

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    stringer831  over 1 year ago

    My late mother-in-law would insult her plants. “Grow, stupid!” she’d say.It worked. Don’t ask me how, but she had some gorgeous house plants. She was a force of nature in many, many ways.

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    SALUDADOG  over 1 year ago

    I only talk to corn; they have ears.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Ever tried putting them outside and watering them?

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Rat has no clue…..

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I bet poison ivy would thrive if he tried growing that. And think of the fun of gloving up and rubbing it in the cup of Jef the Cyclist’s jock strap. >:)

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    markkahler52  over 1 year ago

    As for watering the plant, well, I’m sure it gets plenty of beer!!

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    Talking politely to them?

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    I wouldn’t give you any results if you talked to me like that!

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    Rat needs to get some lessons from Zonker Harris. His plants actually talked back.

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    paulscon  over 1 year ago

    You get the same reaction talking to people like that. I’ve known people like rat. Not a kind word for anyone. They’re always right.

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    Careful when you turn your back, Rat.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Plants can sense hostility and Rat oozes hostility.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ratty, Ratty, oh so pratey,

    How does your garden grow?

    With shriveled leaves, and wasted seeds,

    And ugly blooms all in a row.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Do you even water your plants, Rat?

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve never used ‘those words’ on my plants; probably just as well, they don’t seem to work any better than ‘love words’. LOLOL

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    The harsh reality is it was an artificial plant.

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    pheets  over 1 year ago

    Can’t imagine why…

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    Wizard4168  over 1 year ago

    Try threats. It worked for Crowley.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Goat neglected to specify “words of encouragement,” Rat. Not intimidating curses!

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    The amazing world of plants, see https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/article/66/7/542/2463205

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    alantain  9 months ago

    Never give me a plant that you expect to see alive again.

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