I’m convinced that if you talk to your plants, sing to your livestock, tell dirty limericks to the chickens… it doesn’t have any direct effect (well except maybe to increase egg production). But what it WILL do is make you focus on the plants, livestock, chickens… and when you do that you’re more likely to figure out what they need in order to thrive.
In my younger days, I had dozens of plants in the house, and lovely, well-tended flower gardens and window boxes in the front yard. As I got older, the gardens got smaller, and the houseplants slowly disappeared. Eventually, I had to stop gardening all together, and the only live plants inside were a few African Violets and 2 Shamrock plants. Then finally this year, even those got switched out for realistic fakes.
The house I lived in between birth and 6th grade had 2 gardens in the back yard. We grew all sorts of vegetables. We also had raspberry bushes and grape vines (grapes with seeds) along the fence perimeter of the property. After we moved, looking on Google Maps an aerial view of the property, the new owners put grass seed over the gardens and the chain-link fences were removed. Sigh…
My late mother-in-law would insult her plants. “Grow, stupid!” she’d say.It worked. Don’t ask me how, but she had some gorgeous house plants. She was a force of nature in many, many ways.
I bet poison ivy would thrive if he tried growing that. And think of the fun of gloving up and rubbing it in the cup of Jef the Cyclist’s jock strap. >:)
BE THIS GUY about 1 year ago
Plants are sentient creatures.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=couHXnRdIc4&pp=ygUacGxhbnRzIGFyZSBzZW50aWVudCBiZWluZ3M%3D
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ronaldspence about 1 year ago
you might try watering them Rat, just a thought…
BasilBruce about 1 year ago
Maybe the plant’s ending it all so it won’t have to put up with Rat anymore.
santa72404 about 1 year ago
Rat’s breath is probably to blame.
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
I tried this with my garden, but all the plants still wilted when the heat index went over 129.
David_the_CAD about 1 year ago
Rat, why are you surprised that your relationship with plants is the same as all of your other relationships?
Erse IS better about 1 year ago
I’m convinced that if you talk to your plants, sing to your livestock, tell dirty limericks to the chickens… it doesn’t have any direct effect (well except maybe to increase egg production). But what it WILL do is make you focus on the plants, livestock, chickens… and when you do that you’re more likely to figure out what they need in order to thrive.
TampaFanatic1 about 1 year ago
Either Rat forgets to water them or more likely, he waters them too much!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 year ago
I got my Blackberry plants, and they came with preinstalled ripe Blackberries! YEAH
carlsonbob about 1 year ago
With Rat, they probably want to die!
maureenmck Premium Member about 1 year ago
In my younger days, I had dozens of plants in the house, and lovely, well-tended flower gardens and window boxes in the front yard. As I got older, the gardens got smaller, and the houseplants slowly disappeared. Eventually, I had to stop gardening all together, and the only live plants inside were a few African Violets and 2 Shamrock plants. Then finally this year, even those got switched out for realistic fakes.
minty_Joe about 1 year ago
The house I lived in between birth and 6th grade had 2 gardens in the back yard. We grew all sorts of vegetables. We also had raspberry bushes and grape vines (grapes with seeds) along the fence perimeter of the property. After we moved, looking on Google Maps an aerial view of the property, the new owners put grass seed over the gardens and the chain-link fences were removed. Sigh…
iggyman about 1 year ago
I spent a lot of money in the spring for outdoor plants and did exactly what the directions said, and the only thing that came up was weeds!
Purple People Eater about 1 year ago
Watering them occasionally also helps.
blunebottle about 1 year ago
Try singing to them…on second thought…
hariseldon59 about 1 year ago
If enough people see Rat talking to plants, they might try to have him committed.
rionmorrison69 about 1 year ago
Summer heat in Phoenix has fried ALL our garden plants. No amount of water has helped.
stringer831 about 1 year ago
My late mother-in-law would insult her plants. “Grow, stupid!” she’d say.It worked. Don’t ask me how, but she had some gorgeous house plants. She was a force of nature in many, many ways.
SALUDADOG about 1 year ago
I only talk to corn; they have ears.
Ellis97 about 1 year ago
Ever tried putting them outside and watering them?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Rat has no clue…..
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago
I bet poison ivy would thrive if he tried growing that. And think of the fun of gloving up and rubbing it in the cup of Jef the Cyclist’s jock strap. >:)
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
As for watering the plant, well, I’m sure it gets plenty of beer!!
Goat from PBS about 1 year ago
Talking politely to them?
oakie817 about 1 year ago
remember it’s @ before # except after $
ladykat about 1 year ago
I wouldn’t give you any results if you talked to me like that!
aerotica69 about 1 year ago
Rat needs to get some lessons from Zonker Harris. His plants actually talked back.
paulscon about 1 year ago
You get the same reaction talking to people like that. I’ve known people like rat. Not a kind word for anyone. They’re always right.
rshive about 1 year ago
Careful when you turn your back, Rat.
Buckeye67 about 1 year ago
Plants can sense hostility and Rat oozes hostility.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Ratty, Ratty, oh so pratey,
How does your garden grow?
With shriveled leaves, and wasted seeds,
And ugly blooms all in a row.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 year ago
Do you even water your plants, Rat?
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’ve never used ‘those words’ on my plants; probably just as well, they don’t seem to work any better than ‘love words’. LOLOL
B UTTONS about 1 year ago
The harsh reality is it was an artificial plant.
pheets about 1 year ago
Can’t imagine why…
Wizard4168 about 1 year ago
Try threats. It worked for Crowley.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Goat neglected to specify “words of encouragement,” Rat. Not intimidating curses!
einarbt about 1 year ago
The amazing world of plants, see https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/article/66/7/542/2463205
alantain 8 months ago
Never give me a plant that you expect to see alive again.