“It rearranged my molecules…and afterwards I had to hide the bedlinens before my mother found them!”
Just in case anyone is wondering, that certainly is not an actual paying customer at the Komix Korner counter. That’s the shop’s new landlord, who bought the building after Montoni’s pizzeria downstairs closed, serving DSH John with legal papers and warning him that he can’t pay the back rent he owes with slabbed copies of “Brother Power the Geek” No. 1.
Look at the love in Jeff’s eyes. “You rearranged my molecules! Your skin, so soft and warm—Unlike that of WE, the Lizard-Men of Quidnunc! Change your skin molecules to cold and scaly or we’re over! HSSSSS” (chases a large tasty bug)
“HSSSS! Hi guys, it’s me, Lizard-Man Jeff! Humans, do you wish your mate to not devour your head on your year-mating date? Every anniversary, tell her she’s almost as good as a 60 year old comic book! Works every time! HSSSSS”
“Look, honey—It’s the same omnibus I just bought at Comic-Con. In fact, they’re all here. I didn’t have to travel across the country and spend hundreds of dollars after all! Oh, well.”
Batiuk and Davis are either comic geeks themselves or do good research. Qward was actually a planet that Green Lantern visited, an anti-matter version of OA, the planet of the Guardians of the Universe who created the Green Lantern Corp. Qward was first mentioned in Green Lantern (vol. 2) #2 (October 1960).
If this were Funky Winkerbean, tomorrow’s strip would feature Pammy and Jeffy in a feeding frenzy downstairs at Montoni’s.
A Funky Winkerbean story arc last Fall featured the closing of Montoni’s and an auction of all assets. During the penultimate week of the strip, Montoni’s unexpectedly reopened with a brand-new fleet of shiny pizza delivery vehicles, all warmed up and ready to navigate wintry roads the weather services advised drivers to stay off.
So, is Montoni’s open for business in the Crankiverse? With the merger of the two strips and all the Timemop nonsense, who knows? ¯\(ツ)/¯ (“It’s called writing!”)
It would be interesting to see how Dan Davis’s portrayal of Monotoni’s differs from Chuck Ayers’s vision. Would the pizza still resemble a yellowish triangular blob with black chunks? Would Davis make the characters hold the pizza in the peculiar Ayers manner? A hot pizza lying flat in the palm with all four fingers curled around the crust must be incredibly awkward. Especially if the pizza is scalding hot or flops over, causing all the toppings to slide off and land in your lap.
B UTTONS over 1 year ago
It is man’s prerogative – and woman’s – to create their own particular and private hell.
~ Welcome to the Twilight Zone Jff
Bill Thompson over 1 year ago
Most of us Y-chromosome carriers refer to our dangly bits as something much bigger than molecules, but, yeah, I guess Jff knows he can’t fool Pmm.
J.J. O'Malley over 1 year ago
“It rearranged my molecules…and afterwards I had to hide the bedlinens before my mother found them!”
Just in case anyone is wondering, that certainly is not an actual paying customer at the Komix Korner counter. That’s the shop’s new landlord, who bought the building after Montoni’s pizzeria downstairs closed, serving DSH John with legal papers and warning him that he can’t pay the back rent he owes with slabbed copies of “Brother Power the Geek” No. 1.
billsplut over 1 year ago
Look at the love in Jeff’s eyes. “You rearranged my molecules! Your skin, so soft and warm—Unlike that of WE, the Lizard-Men of Quidnunc! Change your skin molecules to cold and scaly or we’re over! HSSSSS” (chases a large tasty bug)
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
no comment.
billsplut over 1 year ago
“HSSSS! Hi guys, it’s me, Lizard-Man Jeff! Humans, do you wish your mate to not devour your head on your year-mating date? Every anniversary, tell her she’s almost as good as a 60 year old comic book! Works every time! HSSSSS”
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member over 1 year ago
My kingdom for a flamethrower.
Doctor Toon over 1 year ago
You did?
I would hope that she still does
Think I’ll tell my wife I like the way she rearranges my molecules
top cat james over 1 year ago
“Look, honey—It’s the same omnibus I just bought at Comic-Con. In fact, they’re all here. I didn’t have to travel across the country and spend hundreds of dollars after all! Oh, well.”
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
I only thought he had one molecule.
Russell Sketchley Premium Member over 1 year ago
Batiuk and Davis are either comic geeks themselves or do good research. Qward was actually a planet that Green Lantern visited, an anti-matter version of OA, the planet of the Guardians of the Universe who created the Green Lantern Corp. Qward was first mentioned in Green Lantern (vol. 2) #2 (October 1960).
Mopman over 1 year ago
Now that’s a phrase that absolutely nobody ever says.
Out of the Past over 1 year ago
A wife of many years would never go to a place like that or even fake any interest in it.
tcayer over 1 year ago
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Drbarb71 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m loving this story arc.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ew… gross. This is rearranging my stomach contents.
Hey! This isn’t ‘The Born Loser’. I must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Le'Roy Hawkins over 1 year ago
Brown Chicken Brown Cow
be ware of eve hill over 1 year ago
If this were Funky Winkerbean, tomorrow’s strip would feature Pammy and Jeffy in a feeding frenzy downstairs at Montoni’s.
A Funky Winkerbean story arc last Fall featured the closing of Montoni’s and an auction of all assets. During the penultimate week of the strip, Montoni’s unexpectedly reopened with a brand-new fleet of shiny pizza delivery vehicles, all warmed up and ready to navigate wintry roads the weather services advised drivers to stay off.
So, is Montoni’s open for business in the Crankiverse? With the merger of the two strips and all the Timemop nonsense, who knows? ¯\(ツ)/¯ (“It’s called writing!”)
It would be interesting to see how Dan Davis’s portrayal of Monotoni’s differs from Chuck Ayers’s vision. Would the pizza still resemble a yellowish triangular blob with black chunks? Would Davis make the characters hold the pizza in the peculiar Ayers manner? A hot pizza lying flat in the palm with all four fingers curled around the crust must be incredibly awkward. Especially if the pizza is scalding hot or flops over, causing all the toppings to slide off and land in your lap.
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD