Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2023

“That’s why I want to sit there.”

Also that’s “MAY I sit there?”

but not at balcony

Is that Dave the noircissist from Harley?

I don’t get it.

Mmmmmmmmmm…..bacon.

In that case “ Can I snack there.”

the guy that was sitting there, pigged out…!

Is there a rule about not sitting on bacon seats?

Doesn’t look like Kevin.

If it’s crispy I’ll sit in the next seat!

Just set your buns down on that burger in the next seat.

I find the parallax and/or perspective faulty in that it makes it almost too hard to understand that the man is sitting in the row behind the row with the bacon seat.

Is he a Lady Gaga fan?

I’ll never forgive you for this, Dan Thompson.

The Surreality is more impressive than the taken-bacon rhyme.

“Can I sit there?”

“You’re welcome to try.”

makin’ bacon in the balcony

The movie Grease.