Close to Home by John McPherson for July 20, 2023

Looks like it is a blow-torch dryer!

Find a outlet honey. Give her a demonstration on her hair.

“it blew my hair away”

Ouch that’s not a complaint that’s a lawsuit

“Oh, I see the problem. What you’ve got there is a paint stripper, not a blow dryer.”

Did Tim Taylor get a hold of it?

I think they cause deafness.

She had it on “suck”

That must’ve been the model that has a Deep Fat Fry setting.

OUCH!!!

She will leave a scorching critic.

It looks like she only used it on one side. You really have to use it on both sides to know how well it really works.

Almost too “close to home” to be funny!

Let me show you!

would you like to find out… :D

Teenage girl online with a curling iron showing how to use it. Removes a bunch of hair keeping it on too hot or too long or both!! The look on her face when she realizes it was priceless!! LOL! Ohhh! It will grow back!

Third rule in customer service: Make Eye Contact.

The heat sensor is off…

Woman replies, “Let me demonstrate!”

You mean B-L-O-W-T-O-R-C-H…

Can’t you tell it’s way to blow-dryer-y? Here, you try it.

Operator Error…

“Burnt ends” are something you want to find only at a BBQ joint.

More like a Thunderstorm dryer…

Her head is still steaming? Did she have to prove it to the C.S. Rep?

Good observation point, Bleeb. Best to stay out of the way of this one!

She looks just like the Barbie Doll I used the dryer on. Everything melted. “What a world! What a world!” :)

Sure looks to me like her hair is dry, she’s just another Karen.

The first clue was that the directions indicated you should fill the butane reservoir …

It’s an over-achiever.

To be blunt, it blows.

You sure it’s not a heat gun? They do look similar.

“Can you spell C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S?”

Yes, let’s continue to deregulate business and stop government testing of products.