Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 17, 2023

♫ ♪   You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

The bad news is you won’t be on time for your next delivery.

That can’t be DoorDash. Maybe it’s Gate Dash.

That is some serious delivery dedication

Shouldn’t have run the red light on Main St.

Until he finds out they forgot the bread sticks.

The bad news is, you’re not going back …

The bad news is this is the wrong address. People get this mixed up all the time.

Seriously, what is the bad news? You’re here and you’re getting in.

The bad news is you need to go to the basement apartment.

The important information is entirely lacking in this strip. What toppings does God want on His/Her pizza? Thick and chewy crust or thin and crispy? Chicago deep dish?

I will assume God did not order pizza with pineapple among the toppings… And probably no pork.

All pizza delivery workers go to Heaven.

Wait a minute, is the tip “watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow”?

Reminds me of the story about the golfer who had a golfing buddy die, and he wondered if there was golf in heaven…

But the guy missed the tip about driving safely.

The better news is, this is your last delivery. Rest in pizza, dude.

He’s supposed to get tips, not give them. Unless he orders his pizza from a rival outfit

I think the bad news is, “You won’t find him in here.”

Why does God need pizza delivery?

The bad news is you took longer than 30 minutes, so the delivery is late and so are you.

I’ve heard of some people saying that pizza is good enough to die for. YUM!!

The bad news is you won’t be able to spend it on ice.

Hope there’s a calzone in there for Saint Pete.

He was dying to get that pizza delivered in 30 minutes or less.

And you can thank God for that ..

NOT REMOTELY FUNNY OF HUMOROUS. Another LAME Willey Loser Cartoon.

That is a bizarre picture.

Bad news is, someone pranked you with a bogus order.

The Bad News: He’s not at this address.