Close to Home by John McPherson for August 15, 2023

Not going well so far.

well at least he has a date, i am sure there are plenty of seniors staying home with their dolls!

Maybe he should take the doll to the prom.

It’s not inappropriate touch if she doesn’t complain

I think this cartoon is inappropriate.

On the other side of the box is a label that says “For Ages 13 and Up”.

Give it up, kid – just go back to playing with that carton.

His date is Wanda Hickey.

I had a job and worked on the night of my senior prom. But, at the time I didn’t have a steady girlfriend and the boss was glad to have me at work.

Since we’re still on 2017 reruns, I picked a new chapter in Granny Clampett’s recipes…

Today, I’m goin’ with Possum-belly Jam with my Ham Omy-let.

Does this trigger with a reflex slap?

Ewwww. I’m glad they didn’t show panels 4 and 5…and especially 6.

This is risky business! If you hear a hissing sound, run!

Check the settings kid, do you have it set to frigid, normal, or slutty?

YES it is.

Hang in there kid eventually the battery will run down.

Not the S€X doll he was hoping for !

Isn’t the senior prom sort of the door opening to inappropraite behavior? I’ve always thought it was, but of course, times change.

My prom was so last century!

Bleeb, where are you when we need you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Buys a doll and still can’t get lucky.

That’s probably the best he’s gonna get.

But is she anatomically correct?

Probably comes with a built-in pepper spray

I’m glad this is before Bleeb arrived. So creepy and so funny. ☺️

Drove enough limos for proms from 80s to 90s and the girls were always the worst. Same with bachelorette parties were always more wild then bachelor parties

Hope ‘she’ knocks his block off!

when a guy I used to work with was leaving he would say “I’m off like a prom dress”

Sadly, these days kids… no, I don’t want to get into that… the dolls some companies make… no, no, never mind…. 8(