Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 07, 2023

As long as there’s a car full of corgis, I’ll be satisfied.

It doesn’t count if you give something a different name than what it already has, Marigold.

But maybe “train” is the different name.

I hope it’s part of the BLART.

You can hear the unicorn train horn for miles.

Blaine the Train will entertain you with riddles as you ride.

I guess humans stole the idea from unicorns

The Uni-Express?

Can’t wait to see it, Marigold!

Gracefully and safely do make it unique to unicorns.

This reminds me a little of when Elon Musk invented the bus.

Ah, yes. The magical Enclosed Tricycle. I was wondering when it would make an appearance.

I’m sure it will turn out be a really sparkly train.

Yeah, saw that coming. Still funny, every time she does that.

Yeah, about as different as you are from a horse.

Safely… there’s how it differs

Still, you needs to find a station or something like that.

This l want to see….

Perhaps maglev where the mag is short for magic.

Unicorns gaslight us so gently, it’s adorable!

Hey, I was right. I predicted some public transport would show up.

Unicorn milepost 87.23. No defects. Total axle: 4. Transmission out.

like, i only travel by roflcopter

Oh, unicorns invented everything. I think they even tried to patent “heartburn”.

How about Klatuu’s trackless train?