Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 16, 2023

You’re about to smack into the front of the R.U.Sirius at 17,500 MPH.

What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield?

Its a$$hole.

It’s the insect’s fault for getting in the way of my windshield. My car is supposed to be aerodynamic, so if anything in the air does hit the car it’s someone else’s fault.

Why you pesky outer space bug creature aliens. It time to prepares giant bug spray for you.

Another cause of global warming – extraterrestrial insectoid revenge.

Of course they’re frying billions and billions of earth insects along with humanity.

Brewster: On screen! Get me a visual!

Pam: It appears to be some kind of giant Swatter, heading right for us.

Brewster: Are you serious?

Pam: Yes, I said it’s heading right for this ship.

oh go ahead

The real cause of climate change

That makes as little sense as if we were to be upset by sentient insects on another planet eating their indigenous monkey-like mammalian critters. Shoot, some HUMANS eat the monkeys HERE.

Well maybe if you didn’t fly into our mouths while we’re cycling at 50 mph….

So Giant Insects with a giant magnifying glass are the cause of globe warming. Call out the (Robert A. Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Kill All Insects.

I’ll bet he loved the opening scene from the first MIB movie.

I once had a truck so slow that bugs smashed into the back window.

This is where they turn on the digital monitor screen wipers and he gets squished to one side. :)

Back when Honda’s were just motorcycles the joke was “how can you tell the happy Honda owner?”

The answer was “by the bugs in his teeth.”

Um, wouldn’t this be bad for the Earth bugs too?

Brewster has just one word for the Insectoids, RAID.

It’s time for a raid.

That’s the second biggest magnifying glass I’ve seen this week.

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.