B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 15, 2023

We have nothing to fear but the FB herself.

that’s a “Spoyo” – spider yo-yo

I think the spider needs to be afraid of her!

But do you know? My housemate called me the other night to come quick, and I was hoping he saw a snake in his bathroom, but it was a big spider so I left and got my shoes on and stomped the crap out of it as usual, and he said don’t kill it, and said it’s too late. I already did.

Who knew the Duncan yo-yo company also makes spiders?

Poor spiders. And snakes.

The first yoyo!

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Poor thing just escaped from Garfield’s house as well…..

They should send her to Australia. She’d make serious bank as an exterminator.

Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?

Because it’s sπder we’re talking about.

Spiders

Are the only web developers in the world who like finding bugs.

How does Spider-Man think of such witty comebacks?

Because with great power comes great response ability.

How many spiders does it take to create an app?

None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

Hey-hey! Is she afraid of spiders? … No-no

Ho-ho! Does she like to play with spiders? … Yo-yo

Pretty good but can she do “Walk the Spider”?

I like most spiders. We occasionally have an orb-weaver by the front porch. The webs are amazing.

One time I was making a delivery to an apartment. It was near Halloween, so there were fake webs and fake spiders everywhere. When the man answered the door I said, “What a cool spider!”. He looked over to see what I was talking about and jumped back. It was NOT fake! It was a wolf spider just minding his own business. He crawled back under the hedge there. My motto is, “If it it is outside and not dangerous it can live”. Even if it is dangerous but only protects itself I ignore them. Fire ants and wasps/hornets are the exception. Those bloody things are down-right evil. Thankfully we’re only had a nest of wasps/hornets once. I have no clue which one it was since the stuff to kill them could be used from 10 feet away. The nest was on the ground when some boys I hired to mow found it. This was pre-tornado, so I still had 6 trees in the yard-3 of which it could have fallen from. It wasn’t there a week prior. If only I could say we only had one colony of ants. This is North Carolina. At one time the local hockey team was called the “Fire Ants”.

If that spider ever escapes, it’s going to have a bad case of dizziness/nausea…

So far…..lucky spider.

She’s a lot braver than I am.

Spiders and Snakes of the world beware, Jane Cometh with a big stick and a bad attitude. AKA the “The Fat Broad”.

And does she make Hula-Hoops out of snakes? ☺

Looks like a case for PETS… People for Ethical Treatment of Spiders. Also wonder if the spider just ate a fly behind the barn and needs a mint.

His name is ‘Duncan’.

There is a distinct between fearing something and respecting it. Of course, she appears to do neither. Good on her.

Jane can stop by anytime to take care of this spider that’s been hanging on my front screen door ALL NIGHT LONG! It’s mid morning and it has been there since late afternoon yesterday. You would think the feline overlord would dispatch it for me but he only kills killer wabbits.

At least the spider has half a chance breaking the thread and making a run for it; snakes “ain’t got no chance” at all! ;-p

“That would be a negatory good buddy.”

She also invented Incredible Edibles

Soon, she will officially change her name to Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb … for her operation.

Let’s hope Spiderman doesn’t pop out on the upswing…

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I’d bet the spider wishes she was afraid.

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Is that the same spider from Garfield

This is why spiders can detach from their web at any time. :)

So instead of “walking the dog” you’d be “walking the spider”

Other way around. As usual.

I hate spiders so much and I use to have ex husband kill them any time I saw, he could get them better because he is 6 foot and I am only 5 feet, one but now that I live alone and they tend to take up space in the ceiling corners and I can’t reach them and with my balance problems I can’t get on step ladder anymore so I have to leave them there, it still drives me crazy and if I know one is there and my Dad comes down from his apartment to bring me my mail and anything I had him go to the store for me I have him kill them.