Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 24, 2023

Setter, sweater, better … Betty Botter bought some butter.

That’s A New Pet Peeve From Not Always Right :

I work at a veterinarian clinic, and we have just sold the practice to another veterinarian, so we sent out letters informing our clients of the change. A pet owner comes in infuriated.

Pet Owner: “I can’t believe you’re trying to sell my dog! I’ll call the cops on you!”

Me: “Ma’am, it’s the clinic that’s being sold. We have no rights to sell yours or anyone else’s pet!”

Pet Owner: “I don’t trust you! I want my files shredded so you can’t find where I live!”

I was never happier to go on lunch and hand a customer over to a manager! When I came back from lunch, the pet owner was gone, but the sound of shredding could be heard from the office.

If it had been an Irish Spaniel, light a large candle and have it wear a substantial flannel mantle.

We’ve got Elvis’s poor old dog, who only drinks beer and is easily startled.

Take that hound out for a round, but don’t make a sound.

There’s a grizzly reading this who doesn’t like to admit he likes puns. There’s nothing he can do but grin and bear it.

Very good word play, again today.

“We have a Liberal Go Comics lowly unworthy, an inferiority complex vexed whine bag with a parasitic infection.”

“How many nits can a nit picker pick if a nit picker picks nits”

groan… mone…. disown…!

Vet gets pets

Oh! Jeez! Louise! Thaves has gone and done as he please.

We once had a cat that like to walk across the piano keys just to hear the music. Sometimes she would sing along. Anyway, one day the piano tuner was there and took out the piano mechanism to be repaired. When the piano tuner left, the cat jumped on the piano, but no sound came out. The cat immediately jumped off, and never went on the piano again, even after it was repaired.

Frank is being frank with his prescriptions, give him an Oreo…

Read them F and E ~ it’s pretty funny.

Today on Veterinarian’s Hospital, where medicine has gone to the dogs…

Dude, that is some smooth verbiage there. WORD!