Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2023

Rock and roll is King

It has run off with that Cabbage-Patch doll.

It rolled and it killed two birds? That’s too bad.

Dave was hoping it would gather some moss.

Ooh! It’s sedimental.

Maybe it met a morphic and decided to start over with a clean slate

He’s mistaken. It’s between itself and a hard place.

Maybe it got stoned.

It ran off with a stone….(ugh!)

“Let it Rock, Let it Roll! That kind of music just soothes my Soul….”

Please do not pet the rock.

Is it named Peter?

Dave’s pet rock caused havoc where ever it rolled. But one day, it slammed into a brick wall and broke into a million little pebbles …..It was finally deemed an unroll-able stone and was thrown into the ocean, skipping all the way…….

Two birds one rock. ☺️☺️

Dave just killed two jokes with one…… naaah, I can’t do it!

Sittin’ in the rocker, gettin’ yer rocks off.

Don’t be igneous.

I think I get the schist of it.

sedimental (snicker×>).

I wonder if Big Joe Turner is rolling in his grave like a 78.

(Rock and roll? The inventor?)

As mentioned in yesterdays cartoon, I tried the Solo cup thing. I went and set out a bunch of Solo cups filled with money and then left. I went back later to check on ‘em, and sure enough…… all the money was gone!

Now I just gotta figure out how to make money off of it! Yep… once I do that, I’m gonna be sooooo RICH! ㋡

“If you’re going to lose a pet, may it be your pet rock” …!

( ancient Neanderthal grunt )

You’ll find it on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

It can’t have gone far. Rock and roll is here to stay.

Get my rocks off the mountain, and roll ’em on down the hill Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show

A rock that rolls? Music to my ears…

At least it won’t gather any moss

He must have bought it while it was on “shale”…he’s raised it from a pebble…

I had a pet rock once, but it was too unrefined for domestication so I had to release it back into the wild.

I’m more igneous or metamorphic.

well, rock on…

So is it a rolling stone? (Did somebody already make this joke? I don’t always read all the comments. If so, I apologize.)

That pet rock craze was crazy…the “inventor” must’ve laughed himself/herself silly all the way to the bank!