The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 06, 2023

Clip job

I’ m not sure what a chip clip is, but if it is used for frozen food bags we can say that Gladys is not a hothead.

That’s the only thing it will ever be used for in that house.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

There have been times when I needed a chip clip and all I could find was a hair clip.

Huh, I figured that would be a turn on for him!

For once, I say why not. It works

What ever works.

oh good, the chips in her head will stay fresher longer. :D

Leave it to Gladys to make Brutus’ day a little bit more surreal.

Omg the third panel is hilarious – Brutus’s side eye, the cloud over his coffee cup, Gladys’s expression of pride at her (self perceived) cleverness. And it looks like Brutus is biting his lip to avoid prolonging the exchange. It’s brilliant! Chip you do so much with so few lines it never fails to amaze me!

Brutus married a fashion plate .

Easy Brutus…easy…..

Bet she can’t use just one!

Careful what you say, she might just be starting a new trend….

Brutus, the chip bag is now open. What are you waiting for? Get there before Wilberforce. Remember, If you Snooze You Lose.

Same mechanical tech so sure why not. I went the other way. One of the many things I kept when my wife passed was some stainless-steel salon stylists clips that now function as bag clips. Like I said, same tech.

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

It keeps your hair fresh all day.

You’ll find the missing hair clip on a bag of chips in the pantry.

No matter how hard you try, you can’t throw a potato chip. —Linus Van Pelt.

Brutus thinks, “I wondered why my bag of Fritos was open”…

I’d like to say it’s a good look on you, but……

Lucky you Brutus, that’s quite a vision to take to work with you.

Chip called, he wants his clip back. :^)

I am glad I didn’t get to my comics first thing in the morning. Someone buy that woman some hair products! Headbands, hair pins, clips, ponytail bands, anything that doesn’t stick straight up on top of her head! That said, I hope she goes shopping like that. No one will tell you something is off. I once went shopping and noticed I was getting some strange looks, but it was a while before I thought to check the buttons on my blouse. One had come undone. When I got home I stitched the buttonholes a little tighter. The blouse wasn’t tight, and neither were the buttonholes.

A new take on Mrs. Potato Head.

I don’t think that’ll catch on as a fashion trend. At least, I hope not,

I love the chip clip girl, chip clips in her hair, chips fly everywhere. to paraphrase The Cowsills

Careful Brutus, She’ll be in your tools next.

Works for me.