Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 09, 2023

So the real answer is that the cat is a sore loser. Sounds about right.

Dakota has the nerve to say that!?

The Sphinx taught them a valuable life lesson. How to get banned from a casino.

Told ya. We silly humans have no power over our feline overlords.

While Phoebe is distracting the cat, Dakota should ask the townsflies if they have a cucumber.

The cat has it right, they never listen unless they want to!

Greek folklore includes a … demon, goblin, or something like that, called the kallikantzaros. Some accounts say they ask people the riddle, “Feathers or lead?” Unless the kallikantzaros is in a good mood just then, whatever answer the human gives will be declared wrong.

Proportionally, that cat is REALLY big! Almost the size of a cougar compared to the girls.

I seriously love this comic!

I say, blow the cat’s nose off.

Yeah, shut up Dakota. Take the win and ditch this dump already.

Phoebe is too nice. No one else would defend that feline nuisance after all this.

My cat listens to me! She takes in my suggestions, weighs them carefully, then does whatever she was going to do anyway.

Panel Four: Cosmic truism.

Sorry you didn’t win, Dana; but congrats on being a Reuben Award Finalist!

How has no one ever pummeled this cat into oblivion before now? It’s totally asking for it.

That was brilliant.

Wait… so… so they won, right??? He just admitted that they won.

Its slightly OT but one of the major poses in the Classical School of cat poses is the Sphinx. We often tell our cat, “Good Sphinxing,” because flattery is an important part of Service to Cats.

Dakota’s not wrong, though. Cat is annoying.

Meanwhile it’s been over three weeks, not counting Sundays, since we last saw Marigold.

Teefs!!