Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 04, 2023

“Grammar” into anvil.

How about this? Dog really bites man. Did I get that one right?

Now you’re real curious if this also happens to cats, huh?

Never let a cat write your notes for you.

You’re gonna be really surprised when I eat your slippers.

My dog doesn’t write notes. He sits directly in front of me, politely staring at me for as long as it takes for me to figure out what the hell he wants! Call it mental telepathy or hounding me, either way he has me well trained!

That dog doesn’t look under fed. Neither does he for that matter!

This was real funny. I needed it bad this morning.

back to school…

… and the fine print said: If you correct my grammar, you’ll need to go check your shoes!

Do gooder next time.

These pets… they figure, “Oh! ‘People’ is my SECOND language”, and expect us to cut them some slack!

I blame Apple for “Think Different”.

And now I will really pee on your couch, throw up in your shoes, poo on the kitchen floor, and chew up your slippers. Really.

Yeah…really! Who taught this dog anyway?!

Way to teach a dog a new trick.

Let me give you a more graphic message [chomp].

Not a bad dog just grammatically incorrect

I thought ‘Mericans didn’t have adverbs, e.g. “Drive slow”.

Is really really an adverb?…

there are no badly dogs…

Real is an adverb also. Not all adverbs end in “y.” Y’all drive friendlily, y’hear?