I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
Don’t know about the rat but put an old lady on a L’il Rascal scooter in there and she’ll break down the walls to get there esp it they are giving away free blenders.
Uncle Kenny 10 months ago
Next, a strip club.
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
Cheese isn’t supposed to cut it. It’s the other way around where we’re supposed to cut the cheese.
DaveG1960 10 months ago
A-Maze-ing!
Doug K 10 months ago
Who Bet My Cheese?
noktar Premium Member 10 months ago
Good one for a maze-mouse cartoon
Gizmo Cat 10 months ago
Peanut butter works even better in a trap.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I used to love mazes
But after entering this last one, I’m not so sure where I stand anymore.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?
They had suffered a corncussion.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I recently quit my job as a maze designer.
It was a dead-end job.
eced52 10 months ago
If the rat stands up that far over the maze what’s the test?
gammaguy 10 months ago
So after taking a chance on finding the right path through the maze, they then have to further gamble on whether they get any “treat”?
rockyridge1977 10 months ago
What is the reward at the casino?
Goat from PBS 10 months ago
Does the rat have money now?
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
“Better to be Ill at Ease than Cut the Cheese” ~ Frank Zappa
dflak 10 months ago
At the end of the maze, it should read TSA.
Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t know about the rat but put an old lady on a L’il Rascal scooter in there and she’ll break down the walls to get there esp it they are giving away free blenders.
Just-me 10 months ago
Wonder if the rat will play Russian Roulette with the trap in the casino…
FrankPage creator 10 months ago
Maybe the cheese selections were the problem?
rshive 10 months ago
Rigged slot machines, I assume.
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] 10 months ago
The rat can see over the walls.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 months ago
Yeah, I don’t want a prize anymore. I want a jackpot.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 10 months ago
Smart rat. Thinking outside the maze. It’s own version of hyperspace.
Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago
I think the Wiz ate all the cheese and is doing a cover up job.
Smeagol 10 months ago
I heard they like peanut butter and not cheese.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
When considering species superiority, I don’t think anyone has succeeded in getting mice to gamble away their cheese. :)
daleandkristen 10 months ago
I will keep my comment to myself.
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
Setting up the savings accounts for the rats was the tricky part.
chrisjozo 10 months ago
Mice prefer nuts, seeds and berries over cheese. Peanut butter drives them wild.
EnlilEnkiEa 10 months ago
Fast forward: The rat gets to the casino only to realize that he forgot his wallet.