Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 14, 2023

Maybe you could get a job walking some kennel dogs…..

I think B.C. might have found it yesterday.

After the way she’s been treated all these years, I can’t really blame her……..

There’s a position open at Wizard of Id.

When the original Bloom County was about to end, there was a series of strips about the characters looking for work in other comics.

Maybe she can keep Flo on Andy Capp company.

Just send the spider to France. There it can have French-Flies for dinner and dance the Can-Can in the Moulin Rouge. Or in some other cabaret. While there they won’t need to worry about the frogs eating it. But the French do like to eat frog-legs though. And while there the dancing spider might find its soulmate. And get married and become newlywebs.

I’m sure that some strip here at GoComics is willing to hire you…

Did that spider eat a Mexican jumping bean?

No jobs for her, but The Amazing Spider-Man might have an opening for the Wizard.

Call in the calvary!!!

There sure have been a lot of spiders in this strip lately.

First thing that comes to mind is John, at Garfield. It would be the jumping Peruvian socks.

Is the Bolivian belching spider still caged?

Dance along with it, Wiz! Do the griddy or something, I don’t know.

most excellent

A few weeks ago, there was a news story about a grocery store that was shut down due to a venomous spider in the store. I never heard if they caught it.

BC can always use a good spider. The Count ❤️s spiders and thinks they are cool.

maybe… I’m sure he’ll be fine though, so probable not. :J

Wiz needs to zap the spider or get a can of insecticide spray.

The GOP is looking for leadership.

Eno in “The Duplex” could use a firm hand.

Lloraras oscar de leon must be its favorite

Is it the Dance Macabre or Tarantella?

She’d be perfect as Sarges future Mother-In-Law in Beetle Bailey

The new comic strip is called “THE KING OF ID” looks like Wizard got fired!!! Must have something to do with the writers strike, or the actors strike? Or it was just that spider thing?

The Wiz should video record his “cardio” workout and dub a musical track with subtitled lyrics. Viewer can follow the bouncing spider for rousing singalong just like in the old days. Definitely MTV material!

Ready to jump ship….er, uh, I mean strip, jump strip….?

Good night Moon already has that position filled thank you very much. G’night Opus!

It “HAD” to be a spider ….. why couldn’t it be a butterfly …… :)

Spiders aren’t actually good dancers. They have four left feet.

With spiders, it takes two to tangle.

I hear Alley Oop is looking for a wife for the Professor.

Have you checked the privy?

lol

Family Circus needs someone funny.

Might want to check Lio or BC!

when a spider does jazz hands, how many hands are employed?