My Uncle Stonebender was visiting a king who lived in a large grass hut in the center of darkest Africa. To impress my uncle, the king purchased a new and more ornate throne, storing his old throne in the attic.
In the middle of dinner, the old throne broke through the ceiling and fell into a pot of soup.
And the moral of this story is, “People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.”
No need to move away, Horace! The old adage goes: people that “LIVE” in glass houses, shouldn’t throw stones! So… you up for a little baseball in the yard, hmm?
Someone on our local “Nextdoor” neighborhood website is freaking out. Though she didn’t object to the house next door being torn down to build a new senior living center, she’s now very upset that they are building a pickleball court up to the property line, directly under her bedroom window. She wrote "Pickle-ball is known to be a loud and obnoxious sport. “DINKK, DINKK, DINKK” will be the sound me, my babies, my husband, and neighbors will hear all day in the spring, summer, and fall. "
BasilBruce 10 months ago
Horace, you should have waited until you were invited; no one likes crashers.
tudza Premium Member 10 months ago
Well, he doesn’t live in the glass house, so he hadn’t heard the usual warning.
Uncle Kenny 10 months ago
My Uncle Stonebender was visiting a king who lived in a large grass hut in the center of darkest Africa. To impress my uncle, the king purchased a new and more ornate throne, storing his old throne in the attic.
In the middle of dinner, the old throne broke through the ceiling and fell into a pot of soup.
And the moral of this story is, “People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.”
Gent 10 months ago
Well nobody want you to horsing around a glass house horsie.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 10 months ago
I guess Horace missed that admonition, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”
Doug K 10 months ago
People who live around glass houses shouldn’t throw stones either.
pat sandy creator 10 months ago
the homeowner’s association isn’t taking any chances.
coltish1 10 months ago
That was after they checked how far you could throw a stone.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
No need to move away, Horace! The old adage goes: people that “LIVE” in glass houses, shouldn’t throw stones! So… you up for a little baseball in the yard, hmm?
Chris 10 months ago
can’t imaging why… :J
InTraining 10 months ago
don’t forget… you were also told not to make any wisecracks….!
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
We’ll follow you wherever you end up, Horace. Love the windy-day effect.
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 10 months ago
Let me guess… to a stone house?
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
What could possibly go wrong? Love your strip.
rshive 10 months ago
Your thoughts were drifting in the wrong direction, Horace.
charles9156 10 months ago
could be worse
walstib Premium Member 10 months ago
Someone on our local “Nextdoor” neighborhood website is freaking out. Though she didn’t object to the house next door being torn down to build a new senior living center, she’s now very upset that they are building a pickleball court up to the property line, directly under her bedroom window. She wrote "Pickle-ball is known to be a loud and obnoxious sport. “DINKK, DINKK, DINKK” will be the sound me, my babies, my husband, and neighbors will hear all day in the spring, summer, and fall. "
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
But it’s built on a lovely golf course. :)
Jesse Atwell creator 10 months ago
This one CRACKS me up!
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
To a plexiglass house?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Horace needs to settle down and find some stable housing.
Chris Sherlock 10 months ago
Horace didn’t live in the glass house, so he figured it was okay to throw a stone.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] 10 months ago
Better to use Lexan than plain glass.