Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 22, 2023

Cliff is good.

To my great surprise, tyromancy is a real word and that is actually what it means.

Sounds cheesy to me.

(Somebody had to say it).

Hmm, Swiss, there are holes in your logic.

Limburger – I see a very lonely life in your future.

If he sees the quesadilla in his stomach, he’s really gifted.

Tyromancy is better than the forms of augury that had you looking at a chicken’s entrails.

It works!

I say that practice is real CHEESY! (Ok, I’ll leave)

Quesadillas: I really want to know how many dillas come in a case.

“Head stuck in a jar of Cheese Balls? You’re an idiot!”

“Amazing!”

¿Que sadillas?

Leaving his feta with cheese predictions? What a gouda idea.

But first you have to cut the cheese.

Let’s try it on pizza

Tyromancy? .Had to look that one up. It’s stupid of course, but Cliff would love it. He loves anything that involves food.

“It was the gouda that got ’im!”

WON’T WONDERS NEVER CEASE!!

How can cheese predict the future when it doesn’t even have a future itself (around me)?

I wonder what cheese would predict that Brewster is exceedingly gullible.

I see flatulence in your future.

people relied on that method because they knew that we have a friend in cheeses…

I see a white American as our next President…

Tyromancy makes so little sense, I Camembert it!

I first learned tyromancy was a thing by playing Witcher 3. The “Of Dairy and Darkness” quest. The sword you get as a quest reward is called The Emmentaler.