Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 06, 2023

He was in stitches. Just not enough, apparently.

No ifs and or butts, that’s funny!

Is it as enormous as his schwanzstucker?

Butt he got it back.

Very spoolish of them to stare. Frank can sew his rump back on in a jiffy!

Poor Frank. You rely on your friends – your peers – to tell you about that sort of faux pas.

He was the butt of the joke.

I’m surprised to see him holding/having a drink in a glass.

He and his beer mug are like a couple: Frank ’n Stein.

He literally LMAO’d!!!!

I hate it when that happens.

Ohh, he’ll be so em•bare•assed.

Adam. Not Frank.

Dr Frankinstein needs a lesson in butt implants.

If he was drinking beer from a mug, could we call him Frank ‘n’ stein?

“Butt, butt do you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife.” The Big Bopper-1958 flip side of Chantilly Lace. Sorry I took some ad-lib liberties there. The Bopper, Buddy Holly and Richy Valens were killed in a plane crash, arguably the worst plane disaster in Rock N Roll history. Rumor has it a young Elvis Presley was invited to take the flight, fortunately he turned it down.

well he may need use of the mummy

Oopsie!

I wonder whose butt the monster got.Maybe Dr. Frankenstein will replace it with a Kardashian heiny.

Oick it ip and put it on your head. It’s a real a$$hat

He shoulda buttressed it.

And here, I thought of him as a hard@ss!

At least Frank has a butt. I’ve seen plenty of men without butts. Fun fact: monsters have butts.

Flying buttress…

Talk about leaving your cares behind!

Although it wasn’t ‘technically’ Frank’s butt.

Go ask Opus for advice.

Butt seriously folks….

This is what happens if you unbutton your bellybutton.

great way to lose weight!

Does this make my butt look big?

Party Witches (At Awkward Moments Should) Be Loco!

Frank’s lost tush with reality.

He needs to butt-on up his overcoat.

too many???? that’s just the right amount!

It’s only fair!!!

Good one, Mark! ❤️

He should sleep well…his butt’s really dragging.