Close to Home by John McPherson for October 09, 2023

Studying for a test………..

This has been a demonstration of the Test Dummy Browsing System

I guess he crashed the library?

Most unusual one I’ve seen: “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Near Death Experience”

Well, they’re both in the right section.

Bleeb’s not a dummy!

Welcome back, Bleep…. Missed you last week!

That must be an older crash test dummy. The newer ones are bigger. Much bigger. But even those are not big enough to represent most of today’s drivers.

Sorry, Bleeb, but your cold streak continues.

The guy on the right didn’t pass the crash test.

I read gambling for dummies. It should have been entitled “Gambling is for Dummies.”

Probably looking for a crash course

How to Survive a Car Crash in Ten Easy Lessons…..

He’s studying for his collision course.

“The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Incomplete Idiot”!?

I think reading “Java for Dummies” got me a new career some long years ago. It enriched my life, literally. Ironically, I never programmed in Java again. …but it was a start.

He’ll be a smashing success!

The Complete Idiot’s Guide for Dummies

Charlie McCarthy is just out of view to the left

I think Bleeb found what you’re looking for, dummy.

He’s probably looking for the book on safe driving.

Do they have “A Complete Idiot’s Guide to Dummies”?

Good one! Dang, one more cool idea that I’ll never be able to use!

I’m thinking: moonlighting as a book-shelver from the crash-test job. :)

It’s getting “Why Bad Things Happen to Good Crash Dummies”…

“Driving or Riding in a Car for Dummies”.

is there an intelligent persons guide to anything?

:D