Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2023

“Your table is ready, in the Coven Oven”

that is Grimm, very Grimm!

And is there a taker for the Monster Mash?

Those kids sure got around.

Bread crumbs on the side.

“I’ll take the Kids Meal, and she’ll have the Baby Back Ribs… and can you start us off with an appetizer of Finger Foods?!”

What they wish they could get is Dorothy Donuts.

Alternate ending to Hansel and Gretel

They had better not be oven baked!

Eggs Benedict Emily Binx? Or is that in poor taste?

If you like that you’d love our hot ovens, uh I mean, “spas”.

Look away, Bleeb! These are sights best left unseen!

We’ll start off with some chicken bone buffalo wings.

Watch out bleeb you may and up in the pot

That’s a Grim(m) set of circustances.

“I’m famished ! All I’ve eaten today was a Baby Ruth.”

Would you like flies with that?

The menu reads like a fairy tale.

Wait until they find out those are plant based, there’ll be trouble brewing.

They always order from the Kids’ Menu.

But you’ll love to wolf down the Little Red Riding Hood Special…

Witches Who Brunch Be Loco!

Just don’t order the redhead; they’re a little fiery.

This would make a good Horror movie plot!