Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 05, 2023

My eyes are up here – waaay up here.

Quit staring, ya perv!!!

Hey, my corona is over here.

He is wormhole (rather than keyhole) peeping.

The worst ones are the ones with the telescopes.

Stars are entitled to their private life.

I just bought a 150/1400 reflector telescope, and then it turns cloudy the day after I get it.

Stalker level astronomy.

Maybe if someone is staring at him, the star just can’t take a twinkle.

not Star Trek, Star Stalk

He has gone from Star Gazing to Star Staring … to Star Stalking?

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Looks more like star-stalking to me

Now we knows why it called staring.

Stars got a point, or five. Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s undressed a stars in their mind.

He’s staring at the star, and the woman is being mooned by creep’s butt crack. Pull your pants up, idiot.

He’s enjoying your heavenly body.

It’s called starking.

The difference between stargazing and star-staring is a restraining order.

STARSTALKER!